ain't that some shit!

Ain't that some shit? When you tell them you love them and they say OK. Ain't that some shit when you thought that you lied your way out and get caught in the same shit! Karma is a dish that you don't look for now ain't some shit! Heck when you work all day come home and nothing is cooked but they look at you and say I didn't cook because I didn't have time but they been home all day WTF? See people think that they can crap on you and you suppose to like it. Pure dry screw you with no grease just dry pop you and you get no pleasure out of it! But will look at you and say why are you mad with me now think ain't that some shit!Hey you maybe never been in shit but we look at life like we can do what we want like we run shit but our azzes is to lite for heavy work why I say that we all get hurt   one way or another but some handle shit better than others! You have some cold azz people who got hurt and now like to hurt others now ain't that some shit!

 OK my mind is strong but your  heart is weak time to adapt to the shit so all dog lovers! Watch this shit! You who have a dog tell me this if your dog shit and it dry into hard shit if you don't stir shit up it will not smell! But see people just do shit to piss you off! Now some can take a lot of shit but again some don't take no shit! But boldly speaking now if you haven't notice I got you to read a lot of shit about shit wow ain't that some shit! Now at the heart of the matter every one on this planet is after one thing and that is to live and be happy you know that shit is true!These blogs that I write might not be the shit but its right up their with the you can get but you know I do give a shit about every one this may affect because all that read is my friends now ain't that some shit again!

P.S peace pastorsvoice 

Vampire are real!

VAMPIRES ARE REAL BUT NOT THESE TWO THEY IS A JOKE COMPARE TO THE REAL ONES! SEE THESE ARE JUST MADE UP PEOPLE WHO GOT PAID TO LOOK LIKE THAT. BUT THE REAL ONES YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW OK THIS IS TRUTH! ONE DAY WHEN I VISITED A PLACE THAT HAD A LOT OF NORMAL PEOPLE IN THERE SO ON MY WAY I HEAD A SCREAM! AND SOME ONE SAID THAT HURT THEN THIS OTHER VOICE SO SOFT AND SCAREY SAY STOP IT WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE! AND THESE MODERN DAY VAMPIRES HAVE TOOK ON A NEW AND NOT SO SCARY LOOK THAT'S HOW THEY GET YOU IN THE OLD DAYS THEY LOOK LIKE THIS ONE IN THE PICTURE

AND HECK YOU SPOT THEM ANYWHERE BUT THESE NEW ONES BLEND IN SO WELL THAT YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW THEM OK BACK TO THE SCREAM WHEN I OPEN THE DOOR MAN THEY HAD TEETH THAT WAS MAN OF IRON AND PLASTIC YES THE IRON ONES HURT REAL BAD BUT THE PLASTIC ONES GO IN SO EASY BUT WILL SWELL YOU UP SO BAD THAT YOU LOOK LIKE THE STAY-PUFF MARSHMALLOW MAN! SO ME WITH MY BAD SELF ASK WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND THE SOFT VOICE SAID SIT RIGHT HERE YOU'RE NEXT! MAN MY HEART SKIP A BEAT AND COLD CHILLS WENT UP AND DOWN MY SPINE JUST TO THINK I WALKED IN ON A BLOOD TAKEN BEAST THAT LOOK SO DAMN FINE! HECK I WOULD HAVE ASK IT OUT ON A DATE BUT IT WAS TAKEN SO MUCH BLOOD DATE WENT OUT THE WINDOW! AFTER I KNEW THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO FOR THAT POOR PERSON I WATCHED IT WALK OUT IN PAIN AND I KNEW I WAS TOAST! MAN LET ME SHOW YOU HOW THEY LOOK!

THAT RIGHT I WAS IN A DOCTORS OFFICE AND EACH TIME YOU GO THEM VAMPIRES THEY TAKE BLOOD AND THEIR TEETH IS LIKE NEEDLES HECK THEY ARE THE NEEDLES THAT THEY STICK YOU WITH EACH TIME YOU GO IN THE LAB AND SOME CAN BITE WITHOUT HURTING BUT SOME JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO BITE THEY STICK YOU OVER AND OVER LIKE THAT SHIT DON'T HURT! NEXT TIME YOU VISIT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE FIRST THING THEY ASK HAVE YOU EATEN YET! WHY SOME HOW IF YOU EAT THEY CAN'T GET THE BLOOD TO DO RIGHT HECK I DON'T KNOW I'M NOT A DOCTOR! BUT THEY ARE REAL BLOOD TAKERS! PEACE PASTORSVOICE!
P.S SEE YOU AT THE LAB!   

don't bring down my high!

 

Life gives you a high that you can't get from any drug! Just to laugh at stuff gives you a high that make your gut jump! Well most stuff will suck the life right out of you like when you see someone digging in their butt right in front of you! Or Blowing their nose at a restaurant that you are eating in man right across from you! Now that just sucks the fun right out of the night! Now look at that poor baby it's was so happy until she jump on! Now all that baby see is azz! Did any one just started to talk to you and their breath was so stank that you just wonder how their lover ever kiss them? I used to get high on drugs and hated when someone came and killed my high! One of the most high killers are the COPS! Man when that blue light come on no matter how high you is it's a buzz killer! Sometime I think they do it on purpose just to make you scared! And why does it work every time! You could be driving good until you see one of them! Then you fell just like that poor child all I see now is my azz in jail with someone who love when you drop the soap! He's a nasty nate the booty getter.  Just think if you had to kiss them lips in top picture! Now just look here's another one if you azz need to be scratch then you left some left over in there! Or go wash your Azz!

Now this is a show stopper to see some one in a pair of cute panties and what is in the panties make you say WTF? SEE SOME THINGS NEED NOT TO BE SAID! But how would you feel if this was your mate? SEXY RIGHT! MAN A TIGHT FIT TO BE IN  TIGER STRIP! SO SEXY! PEACE!

PASTORSVOICE UP AND AT IT! Now porn That you butt lovers!

Let your dog doo-doo in your yard!

Ok this must be told and I will move on about doo-doo! To all owners of dogs listen to this! Where I have stayed before I move we had a big neighborhood meeting about dog pooh in yard! See I don't know how it's done in your neck of the woods but in mine we walk dogs! And it seem like that my yard was the ideal spot for dog to stop and crap! And the people didn't care they just left it behind! And it was a nightmare to walk in the grass! On both sides of me my neighbors hand concrete or asphalt in front and I had grass in mine and mine was in the middle of the two so every day I had to get up and move doo-doo off my grass for awhile it did not get to me to do this why? I like doing things in the yard so I didn't mind! Until one day my wife cross the grass before I got up and all I heard was no no not my shoes! Man this was some really bad shit! It had corn in it carrots in it golden slime and a smell to kill a horse with so my wife flipped out and said these famous words "why can the do it in their own yard?" very good question that I did not have an answer to! Now I was partly to blame because I never said to any one please don't let your dog doo-doo in my yard. So it was time for the neighborhood watch meeting where every body will be tonight and she asked me to say something at the meeting so I said ok! So later on that day one of the finest neighbors came down the street with her pit-bull and I said to my self as fine as she is why the hell she got a dog like that to walk? So I just blowed it off but my wife who was in the front room did not when the lady came pass our yard and the dog started to handle his business and my wife freaked out she call me and sent me straight to the lady! Well I didn't mind because I never had a word with that fine azz lady so here's my chance to just see if my skills was still in me! STOP AND DON'T GET IT TWISTED! I love my wife and don't have any mind to cheat! But the thrill of the game is still there! So I went up to the long legged big booty young tender freak and I wanted to say baby let your freak flag fly let it fly! Just didn't know how true that phase really is but you see soon! The young lady told me how she change her dog food and he had the runs! Me being me just spit some game laugh it off and she ask are you coming to the meeting tonight? Now I know my wife will be working tonight so I said game on! Sure I will be there and if I'm there before you I'll get a seat across from you so we can both be on the same page! Now pay close attention to this she had the biggest camel toe in front that I had ever seen! Men understand! ladies don't hate! So at meeting things was fine until we start making jokes about how dogs is and how they don't care and I said yeah we men like it doggy style too! and all of a sudden that big camel toe was growing I said to my self what the heck? The more we talk the more it grew! At this point I didn't give a damn about her dog hell no I mean his damn dog! Its a man! And he was fine as hell but not that fine! I talked so much shit after that that no one let their dog come near my lawn again! Remember seeing is not believing! peace pastorsvoice!

the king is gone!

The king is gone oh were oh were has that has that freaky king gone? This king lose his throne the clown is still working the girl with spots on her face is booming! Even the cows still say's eat more chicken! But you are not seen any more! How is it the place has your name but no you? You got a singing four eyed bald as and eagle man talking about turkey! Turkey? What turkey took your place or you was a joke from the start let see first your face had a bad face lift! You smile all the time never did you took a whopper and kick it's azz! Whopper Jr and spicy chicken took the show and blow up heck they told the whopper to shut the hell up! All you did was smile! Smile? What is it with that stupid smile when I saw you sitting on a man bed all you did woke him up and smile WTF? Hey mutombo still is blocking stuff! And "saying not in my house!"And what are you doing some where smiling like when some one who runs backwards in a corn field and be shock that a corn cob is stuck in his azz!! Oh now you want some one to care about your sorry smiling azz! Who knew that the king will get cut! And no one care about how you who broke in and stole stuff no cop caught you or put you in jail heck if that was one of us they would have beat our door down! But nooo! The king got away in those tight azz tights and a cape on a motorcycle I don't even believe it how someone as not cool as you get to have a place with your name on it! We need to rename your place let me see jack in the box? No they are more better! Carl jr no they take to long to give you your stuff! What about duchess bag king! Why you and your have it your way when if I want a duck burger you look at me like I ask for to wear your crown! No one want to wear your crown like you don't sell duck burgers so how the heck can I have it my way you dick! This is crazy why do you think that you can just be the king! When all you do is look so lost when the clown can get down and you can't! You got piss when that old lady ask you Where's the beef? You tried to hang late nite but you could not hang! But you tried to get people to like you by smiling! Well you hit the rock bottom I found you and it don't look pretty! PORN just look at you when I see your picture at the bottom and top of page I ask why cum on your mouth and you trying to look sexy well this is all I can say all that called themselves the king is going Elvis, Michael, Don, Rodney, And now burger! SO like EX-lax this run thru you and make you mess your Azz up! Hail to Long john sliver! GO FISH! And wipe your mouth you cum sucker! peace pastorvoices!!!

cell phone woes!

Here is a piece of advice you think that because you pay all that money on your phone you think you have the best well here is a true story about cell phones! I was off I-20 at the Lamar exit and I needed gas so I was talking on my phone a really good one. One that cost me $ 86.00 a month yes you read right Boss I thought! Well when I pull in at gas station my phone went dead as in no bars no way I was going to make my call to tell my client I'm on my way I just stop to get gas. So picture me in the parking lot like a satellite with my phone I put it up no bars pulled it down no bars now at this time I start going around and around but no bars! Now here come a big azz tractor! And this tractor pull in the lot too! This dirty black man that look like he was on the range for a long time he had dust from his head to toe. And what really caught my attention his shoes was not cowboys boots they were old skips that had duct tape all on them these shoes needed to be thrown away before his momma was born all he really had was the tape to stick his feet in and sticking out one of the holes was his toe nail! And this nail was long and brown I bet if he run across a field his print would look like a deer track and some hunter would be piss off because he was the deer they was tracking! But this dusty man came my way and spit that nasty azz tobacco spit out of his mouth! And ask something that made me stop and look! "He said why are you holding your phone and going around and around that's funny!" Now at this time I wanted to ask his why are you intercourseing with me! But I laugh and said I don't have any signal on my phone! He said well I do want to use my phone? So me being a smart azz said yes sure what can it hurt! This mother of a dead dog pulled a phone our of his pocket that was so old and it was a free phone that the state gives you with 250 free minutes on it. Now I am here with this my touch that cost me all this money with no bars then I look at his dirty free phone that has all it's bars! And he rub it in and said I can go to the river and fish and still have bars how about you? Now at this point I was piss all this money I'm paying for this phone and he pay nothing but my phone can't make a call but his dirty free phone can! This showed me that simple will beat complex all the time! So the next time I get a phone which will be in two years! Dam T-Mobile you piece of crap! Free is the way to go a free drink get you more high than a paid one! A free party have more fun that one you pay for! And last but not lease a free screw last longer than one you pay for! At lease you can go for seconds but if you pay one is all you get! So take this to the bank free beats payments all day! peace pastorsvoice!!!!!!!!

lost nuts!

In this large world that we live in some times you feel like a lost nut in the mist of a lot of squirrels!You travel from one love to another one girl to the next looking for love that can never be found. Why? Listen if you want some one to be what you want then get a clone! or a blow up doll! See what you get is what you put in! You don't have to worry about staying out to late why because when you get home blow her up and in your mind she ask what took you so long just tell her I had to catch my breath! And see if you had a clone now that's the bomb! You can program your clone to say nothing you don't want to hear like "you forgot the trash" or "you left the toilet seat up" Now this is a good one never never would you have to hear "I got a headache! "Or not to night!" See don't put that in them or don't let it hang out with your sister! I love my sister but she give very damaging advice to your happiness! I know ladies I sound like a pig! But who said that you can have one too! Heck let be all pigs every one that know a store that only the freaks hang out at. You know the one you don't shake hands with because you know that their hands just got off their winky man! Or just came out of the corn field!?What is the corn field? Let me quickly tell you it is right after you leave your nuts or your kitty cat that space in between fruit salad! That most people dig in right before you like you don't see them scratching their ball or digging in their crack! But with a clone or a blowup doll you never have to be a shame! So Buy one and stop looking for love in someone who don't have a clue! Or fall in love with this picture down below! My friend want leave you hanging! peace pastorsvoice!!!!!

what is beef?

what is beef? The world has adopted the word beef to mean that me and you is at odds or I don’t like you just plain and simple.But really no really BEEF is a part of the cow that you don’t use! Watch this:B.E.E.F. stands for backs ,ears,eyes,and feet of the cow!You have taken my steak off my plate! And put it in as a bad thing.HECK NO! Beef is not bad Beef is very good medium rare still got life in it.And get some of his friends call french fries or steak potatoes. Got beef you say? Come to my cook out! Not to my face talking about what’s up? NOW look T-bone,new york strip,porter house,bring me your beef and lets eat the beef! Now you say you got beef with me! Bring it on.And see how much beef is between us! Hey got sauce? I got the beef ! and not ground beef But a good red piece of rump roast for ya” boy! don’t eat meat well now I got BEEF !!!! peace!