no plan man!

No plans sometimes is a great thing! To lay back and just do nothing! Now this gets on the nerves of them that think you must do something all the time! Why can we just take one minute stop fighting stop being a pain in the neck stop balls busting stop judging and see how good it is to just do nothing! But if I'm chilling then I'm doing something right? OK let's look into this to do nothing is really not true nothing is something unless it physical right? Now if you have nothing then it mean nothing so why the hell if I say I'm doing nothing today some smart azz will say that's not true! See I figure If I want to do nothing why would you turn it in to something just to prove that you are smart OK smart azz watch this! Nothing is only something when it's you! Oh now you want to something when you are nothing! See to be free to sit my butt down and not move out that spot until my belly said it's food time see my belly talks to me you who's belly's don't talk well you just retarded! Having no plans is my way of saying GTFO and  leave me the hell alone! No taking out trash no feeding the dogs no keeping bad as grandchildren and no putting up with your stupid azz family that don't know how to shut the hell up! Just me time-wanner flat screen a glass of my favorite drank and chair or even bed for a few now if you want to join me sit down and don't ask me to do anything! Why I have no plans of doing anything but chill! Hey if my butt or gut don't bother me why should you? But nooo most can't stand when you just sit back and chill one of them is that damn boss-man! You can set in your mind that no work today and he will say something stupid like go home! Heck I should have never move but tomorrow I will work hard to come and get my pay check! Watch this you could be getting ready to wind down and some mood breaker will come and just stay the hell right there in the room until they kill the mood then say see ya latter now he or she is gone and you can't get that I don't give a funk mood back! Listen take it from me when you say I don't have plans to do nothing! Write down these tips( 1) don't answer the phone or door (2) send all away who don't want to chill (3)never get up for nothing get all before(4)get butt naked and fart as loud as you can to see if the toilet calls before you sit down!NOW THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT!(5) if you got a lady or man chillin out with you make their azz your waiter and work the hell out of them why you are NO PLAN MAN AND THIS IS YOUR DAY! NOW GO AND PUT YOUR OWN AZZ IN THE DOG HOUSE! SO YOU CAN'T HEAR SLEEP IN THE OTHER ROOM! HECK I PUT MY OWN AZZ IN THE DOG HOUSE NOW WHAT! OK NOTHING IS JUST AS IT SAYS NOTHING!peace pastorsvoice!

 

Get shorty out of jail!

Help me get shorty out of jail! We need to posted his bond! Most places don't know shorty but in the hood where all his boys are shorty is most wanted! They show him no respect! When they post bail they treat him like a dog! See I met shorty in my teenage years! And he was one bad moe foe! I seen him hit a big man and make him fall out! He just treat a pretty lady like she is not nothing! When we party everyone want shorty to come well who is this shorty? Heck a half of pint of liquor! This guy has many names! In my hey day everyone wanted GIN! The cheaper the better then we could get his twin to out of jail! Oh jail is the ABC store! See he sit in jail all week and on Friday we was bailing him out! And some one is going to acted up or acted like shorty was on board! You might call him something else. But where I was from shorty was the man and his cousin mad dog 20/20! Many of us lost all our food to him! He took us on a ride that made some fight each other that night and was bested of friends the next day! Heck shorty made your breath smell like you suck the bottom of the bottle! If some one smoke be careful your lips will go up in flames! And moonshine or stump hole was the head banger! All knew we Mr stump hole was in control! You mouth smelled just like your butt! But we was so cool that we could hang with them and be a bunch of azz wipes! And any ones tried to tell us other wise we call them gut busters! Why gut buster because my gut was on fire and they bust it with stupidity of don't drank to late you gut buster I'm all ready drunk! To you who never drank well good for you! But we got shorty out and he was our friend that made us think we was on top of the world! See some can't tell you what they want to until shorty come in then they can tell you what's on their mind!And if you got mad then shorty made me do it! Women made shorty out to be why they gave up the booty! But they still hang with him the next weekend! See lord Calvert pull me out a car and threw me in a ditch with my curly kit in my head Oh you don't know what a curly kit is? A curly kit is what you used when your head is so nappy and pea-zey that a comb would break when they comb your hair! But when you get that perm or curly kit your hair look like you have some Indian in your family! That what we said when we had good smooth hair! But you didn't stopped there you got jell that was so greasy that when the wind blow whats in the air stuck to your head! So lord calvert ditch me and put all that sand and trash in my curly kit! Then he punch me in my stomach and made me puke all over my self and they took me home to mother and she beat me back to my self and from then on shorty stayed in jail! But this new kid that was from another country came in and her name was weed or mar- gee want- her mary jane! And my life change! To all shorty is a wanted man look below! peace pastorsvoice

classified ads are they a thing of past?

Classified ads are they a thing of the past? TO All that brought a news paper and went job hunting this blog is for you! See now if i want a job all i do is go on line and find one but there was a time when you spend 25 cents got a news paper and job hunting you went now to all that never did this you don’t know what you are missing! Let me create a day for you so you can get a sense of what a day of job hunting really is.picture a cool crisp morning mother has been on you for days and days saying these words{Get your lazy but up and get a job} how many time did i heard this you might not have had this problem but that you this is my day and my blog ok!You have $15.00 dollars in your pocket only 3/4 off of empty in your first car which by the way most kids did not have one yet! But you knew that you had already made plains to go somewhere totally different then JOB HUNTING! So to stop mother from talking you go and drive yourself to the nearest gas station and dig in your car for a quarter from your back seat! My friends changes that fell out their pocket.Get the news paper and go straight to the wanted ads and drive to one job and then go to friend house call the rest on phone stay at friend house all day planing the night not knowing that you got the job who you last call on the phone before you left your friend house. Now happy and lying you get home and say well mom’s been job hunting all day did what you ask now me and my friends is out for tonight yeah! then to your surprise mother say’s the job call you say what job the fish market say’s be there 4:30 in the morning now don’t you wish that classified was the thing of the past peace pastorvoice help wanted fish cleaner

lost booty

lost booty Sorry to all that follow me on my blog page each day.Been trying to get stuff together to move so all my time was spent outside the house.So i brought a phone and hoped that this would solve my troubles but it did not help! I know you didn’t think that you was free of me not that easy! My point today is Lost Booty yes lost booty! AT one time i would say only men know what i’m talking about but now women too know about lost booty! This is the piece that you had in your hand and lost! Oooh! now the booty is gone! You spend time in your mind saying man i lost some booty! And now all in your mind you are wondering why?You said i had the booty but man i lost it! Did not get chance to smell it on my finger did not hold it or squeeze it.Did not see the shape of it butt naked or how soft it is in my hands! Boy all the good good is lost.Women you have the power to shape this world just use your booties to handle most men just act like them and see how much fun you can have by watching them wonder what the heck is happening to me! And for the men you can’t control with your booties become their bff and get them some bird too because most men if the get drunk enough they will screw anything that move! power to the V or power to your booty! lost booty

FOR REAL?

For real? For real is a statement that may be notice watch how for real really works.{ My dog is blue” for real’? Your game is tight you miss your wife yes i seen her last night with your man mike who made her like to think she was right so he can poke her with all his might he said she smell really ripe because no water came out the pipe so all she did is wipe! is that why you want to fight? this dude name mike.No No don’t be leave all this hype that this dude name mike had your wife and he was poking her all night hey is that right?Say what who went where is all this for real? Tell me the real deal look mc kinght this story is right because all these peoples rode with me last night now see just how much you is like because now your name came up in the flight of my man’s wife who was with mike who laid pipe now he smell ripe what a mess up life and this flow is tight to kill man is you for real? TRUE OR NOT WELL this is all you got for real is really hot! peace pastorvoice.

bleu cheese people

bleu cheese people! time after time after time your attitude stink! lets call it bleu cheese on your plate! OR this is your mate who takes him self to be better than any one else! Mind that we both have life, health,and strength! and both have most things in common with each other but for some reason he is better than me! When did me and you complete a race forum to say i’m the best.” why?” should any one think that they are better that the rest! lets take a poll.OR better yet watch this if you fall in any of these word statement guess what you is just like me trying to make it but having a hard time in making it happen! 1.do you in the morning fart when you sit on toilet? 2.if you don’t wash your feet will they stank? 3.do you try to kiss when you just wake up and you breath is kicking? 4.if your mother in law come to your house and call you a no good bleu cheese smelling man would you put boot to butt? 5.just shoot your self in the foot and if it bleed and hurt tell me what you think your blood is? if any of these five question found you then guess what we are a like so how is you better then me? this is to all the bleu cheese people! peace pastorvoice check your feet

lets dance

let’s dance Disco is dead so is a club that you go to a girl and just say can we dance. Now-days in the club you don’t ask no more you just start dancing it don’t matter if you are dancing by your self! This is something to flow on check this out!Party party party all night long never really realizing who you are taken home! Man or woman you just don’t know one more drank and now they start to glow.Man they look good as the night ways on just another drink and they may not make it home my place or yours? In the car on the bathroom floor buy a room man you can get more we swap body fluids just a kiss will do hey you are my girl why you smell like a dude but in the face man you are fine one more drank then I know you are mines go to my car or in the back of yours all clothes goes off now this is the dance I have been looking for is i’m drunk or thats a lump in front but now it’s gone things getting hot let’s do more you on me and i’m on you look in the mirror OOOOOOOOOOOH DOG IT”S A DUDE! HE HE HE LETS DANCE LAST CHANCE?

oh heck no you didn't!

OH Heck no you didn’t! First lets get you in the news they say that your phone with is and android beware of malware or a bad apps!They said beware! Well I got a new something to watch out for! A kid in a car in piggy wiggly parking lot! Yes that right some kid in the parking lot stole my android phone this phone been in my life for one month and now it’s gone! Like a person who you really liked and now they are gone:-( this is two sad faces my phone the one I paid a lot of money for $20.00 dollars! that’s a lot! Right? Well me and my phone did every thing together. But one Sunday while driving my cab notice that i did not have wallet! So call wife she is a the pig {GROCERIES STORE} So I drive up to my pick up truck get out throw deuces at this kid in this car over on my left.OH DEUCES mean to give someone the peace sign with fingers but black style deuces two fingers up you get the picture!Listen put my phone on truck get my wallet and drive off in cab! go three blocks down road make a u-turn come back and my phone grew two pairs of feet and walked off my truck: Phone gone kid gone my face long my buddy gone now what is i’m waiting on?My smart phone was not so smart now it let it self get stolen if it was smart run a way just don’t sit there and let that kid take you! gosh! Android huh? transform like bumble bee and come home! need you smart phone! but you is long gone now! CRYING NOW NEED HELP THIS IS THE WAY MY PHONE LOOK! FIND PLEASE! Have you seen it?