Showing posts with label stuff happens. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stuff happens. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

stop playing

Ok this is my moment time to dig in the pass of my world and full fill the words STOP PLAYING!
Now what you read is not a test don't adjust your brain just let me take over for a few to have fun this is my story let go!!!! We just sitting on my god mothers porch and down the street comes my god brother this dude just left from up town and he is high as crap! He been drinking mad dog 20/20 
and that dog was barking loud this dude smoke some weed and got bold as buzzer! He start to rant about how much money he had so then he said he got so much money he would pull all his money out and tear it up so you know the first thing out our mouth STOP PLAYING! So he allow that mad dog and weed pump him up so he pull a $100.00 dollar bill out his pocket and we begin to dare him he took that money and start to tear it up in two but we did not let him stop because you can put that back together with tape so is he just playing no no no that dog had him pump he begin to tear that money into small pieces and this fool threw the pieces in the trash so we waited to see him do more but he stood there and look like he did something big we said more but that all this nut had and to make matters worst it was Friday the weekend just beginning and this fool just tore up all he had 
wait theres more we all get ready to go out and party and 100.00 dollar man has slept it off and this 
is what this nut said he went on 24th and Manchester and these hookers took him in the alley and 
two dudes rob him! Wait it get better the two dudes who rob him took all his money and made him
drink with them and when he woke up his drawers was missing with his 100.00 dollars in them!!!!
And these was our words STOP PLAYING we just seen this fool tear up his money this morning so we play along then he said who is buying the drinks tonight because all his money got stolen LMAO
right now because you know what was next can I ride to the club with you guys and someone let me get $10.00 so i can get in because you know all my money got stolen by the hookers and two guys!
    Now all knew but we told him who got him the two hookers was his own hands because he could not buy a woman the two guys was mad dog and the rest of his money was the 20/20 on the bottle and if you want to go with us go get that $100.00 dollar of the trash pile wait my bad your mother burn the pile and he said STOP PLAYING WE SAID YOU ARE ONE DUMB F#*K STAY HOME
MY TALE OUT OF THE WORLD OF PASTORSVOICE ! PEACE TO ALL

Friday, May 31, 2013

looks fun! don't try!












Man to some summertime is let your top back and let the wind just blow threw your hair!But to the women that wear weave make sure that it is glued in tight or sowed in tight so they can't track you by the tracks you leave behind! Now a lot of people ride bikes and do a lot of outdoors stuff and to you more power to  you! But I had one thing I thought was fun but found out I love me some top on a car! Well this is what happen!
Me and some of my white friends got together and one just got a convertible car with black interior man that was sweet and they said let's go for a ride to the beach! Well the beach is about 79 miles form where I was and I thought it would be fun to ride with the top back. But me never figure that black on black was not a good Ideal when you had 79 miles of hot road sun beaming down on you in stop and go traffic these seats was leather black and I was in the back! with white shirt and pants on oh boy bad ideal! Man I turn  two shades blacker then  I was! And sweat was in places that sweat did not need to be! But the time we got to the beach between the seat shine that was on the seat and my sweat that white was not white no more and the sweat made me look like I had pissed my self and the wind dry the piss in! But I can't see the back of my pants it had brown rings in them like I had the runs and crap in my pants! Now in front it looked like I piss my self and in the back looked like I had doo-doo in my pants! But before I knew all this man I knew I was the shit! But really I looked liked I had shitted!  Now I know how huggy bear felt when he got out if jail on I"M going to get you sucker when he had the fish bowls shoes on people was pointing and giggling at him.People was doing the same thing to me  and I thought they was saying that's the shit! No they was saying he shit! People at bar said to me don't you think you had enough to drink? And I don't drink I was wondering why until one of my friends said let's go shopping to get you some shorts! And I said why what's wrong with the pants I got on they go with my shirt! Then he said laughing they and said your pants
left with your shirt long time ago and took me to the restroom and showed my how it looked like I piss and doo-doo on my self! Look to the dark skin black people I mean no harm but don't ride in a car with black seats and wear white clothes when It's 99 degrees in the sun with the top down it works for some but not for us! peace pastorvoice!