hate flies@roaches!

Ready to all that have this problem this is something we need to bring to the attention of the people flies and roaches are problem seeing in the south there was one time that Nat.And nats was the kings! See in dogs days the nats got really bad they used to be everywhere all the hair in your mouth in your eyes even will go up to nose but it seems like those days are gone now the flies and roaches has taken! Over see a rat we can deal with we can shoot a rat but a roach and a fly they just have too many at one time a fly will come straight from a dogs butt and land dead on your sandwich a roach will crawl straight out the Toilette into your cup! It's time to get poppin to wage war against these two because they just don't care about us! They  would buzz right here in the morning and crawl in our bed at night!

See these flies has no respect for person they will wait good until you sit down and start Buzzing all around you just like a roach they wait until company comes here to come out in a party all on the wall on the floor behind the door jumping in and out! Climbing up and out of people pocketbooks hanging on their clothes getting a free ride to a new home but they are never alone man the whole family will come. And do you think they care man a fly flying your house is the worst aggravation you got not one but some each time you open up something here come that dog gone fly now this really gets me in the morning time when you are getting a good sleep this fly will buzz you out of your sleep and you go kill it this thing fly in another room and buzz somebody else get me the spray

Okay that may work on a fly but not a roach! Roaches have lived here for more than 1 billion years how can you stop something as old as that you spray they come back you bomb they come back you call  terminx and a spray your whole house now the  ants is gone but the roaches move into another home and when they come back they don't come back alone and their main goal is to die and multiple all they do is eat and screw or screw and eat either way you want it now. I know a lot of you claim that you don't have none of these in your house its to clean for them but if you live in the city you can't tell me you haven't had roaches even if you live in the rural area roaches is there to now in my close I leave this with you roaches are forever but just not you!peace pastorsvice

cutting the mustard!

Ok I know this is gross! But some one got to say it! Why the hell went you get on a elevator and somebody fart all acted like they don't smell it no one will say who cut the mustard or blue cheese alert! No they will stand there with high class azz on it and act like nothing wrong! Ok lets get one thing straight It's don't matter how fine you are or how slim you are or how good looking you are your azz fart! And why ladies act like they don't or when they do they will say something so stupid like excuse me I made a smelly! No you farted! And that stinks! Yes most proper people will say I got gas! What gas station give you fuel that smells like that? See this happen to me as I was in the court house to pay one thing that as long as you live you must do whether you want to or not PAID TAXES! So I got on the elevator With clerks,attorneys And police men so I felt out of place to start with and when the door closed someone put out a silent one that smelled up the elevator and all of them was acting like they did not smell it! So me with my big mouth said dog someone is stank and rotten! So all those high class people looked at me like I said something wrong! So me being me I said that's someone who have no manners! And then the cop said keep your opinion to your self! So I waited until the door open and before the people who was on the floor that I got off at got on I said they be farting in there beware! And the people did not get on that one! Now that I'm home and on my laptop I can say my opinion! Some stank azz person needed to check their drawers or panties! Because they was rotten And to that cop that say keep your opinion to your self you is nothing but a fart sniffer! Sorry to say this but I'm in the south and this is still here A black man in an elevator with white people making a scene That's jail time to start with no matter if you are right! To me I say if you blow it then own it right? Don't just act like your fart don't stank! This is what pretty girls say and I tell them stop lying heifer you stank! But this is the worst one of all when you fart and put it on the dog! And when you are asked you say the dog did it! Most may say that's wrong to put it on the dog but the dog can put out some powerful ones it's self and then look at you like it's saying WHAT WHAT I DON'T SMELL NOTHING! That's when I kick his azz out of the room! Don't get me wrong we all do it all I say is don't acted like you don't smell it when it happen just laugh it off and say my stomach was boiling and I couldn't hold it we who have a mind will understand but you will be called stank azz or say check you tightie whiteies or you got to have a highway down you drawers! I know most won't talk about it well heck I'm not most I'm the one And if you don't like it next time you are in a mall or store and walk down the isle and you smell a fart keep your mouth close because you don't like to talk about it you old fart sniffer! You love when the blue cheese is giving out bet you smell the seat of trains buses and cars to just smell a fart! peace pastorsvoice!

The mastermind jello shots!

Oh dip! This is a trip. What is this that has past my lips! This took place at a party that I tried to fit in. See I'm not a drinker and don't smoke weed anymore coke makes me feel to crazy and boded acids just keeps me high too long! So me with my stupid self went to a party with close friends to get out the house when we got there the party was off the hook! Man people was every where so me trying not to be a dip ship you know what a dip ship is right if not this is what we call a dip ship one who is one side and did not need to be there! So I mingle and they started to offer me something to eat and then the drinks came out but I did not drank! So now me being my self and didn't want any one to notice that I was not drinking there on the kiddie table was the mastermind to my making a azz out of my night! So at first I didn't took any but as this fine azz freak start to roll on me the dog came out! There was no way this tender piece of azz was getting away somebody daughter was in trouble to night bang bang was my name! So she who had much experience in holding her booze you know the kind that you can say my chic bad my chic good my chic do what you wish your chic could! She said try this it looked so harmless hell jello! Who will be afraid of freaking jello! So I ate a green one and it tasted good could not tell that booze was in there so we was getting to know one another dancing and me and her was on point! Ok this is where the shit hits the fan! Me with my bad self started to eat the jello and not giving the booze time to kick in after a while this damn jello start talking to me saying eat some more! Now my body was smart it said no stop that's enough! But my two heads said hell no you got some booty to bang You need a kick to go long and strong because this fine red bone don't need a minute man tonight she need long john Wong to cap her night off! The two heads said try the pudding! Now all that green yellow blue jello I had all ready ate that had white booze in it! Now here is the mix people say don't mix your liquor it will make you drunk quicker! But all my two heads was seeing was this red bone with this hot azz body that was digging me so I left the jello and went to pudding! These two jello's fooled me that I was the life of the party and that red bone did not help any she was my fuel to get wild! Shots off tidy's shots off azzes! shots off thighs and one shot from between the red bone legs! That when this big azz ape with hair on his hands said alright that it lets go! Heck the jello said who is this ape talking to? Well he was talking to his wife that my head was between her legs getting a jello shot out of! Now the jello said hell no he is not going to take this piece of azz from me all the work I put in to get it to grove with me! So when he grab her arm and pull her off the table this damn jello said it's on now that jello told me I was 10 feet tall and bullet proof! Well why jello lie so bad! This jello mastermind the azz kicking of a life time and it was not that hairy ape who got his azz kick it was the one who thought he was the life of the party! Man this man hit me so hard that the jello said damn! And the dumb thing about it was he was kicking my azz and I knew it! And could not stop it! My friends was at the movies staring me! After they got his foot out my azz! I with my stupid self looked at the red bone and said call me! What I did that for this ape and his friends came and whip me my friends azz mess up my car with us and then left with that pretty red bone! Listen do not I repeat do not ever ever listen to jello it will get you killed! peace pastorsvoice!