looks fun! don't try!

Man to some summertime is let your top back and let the wind just blow threw your hair!But to the women that wear weave make sure that it is glued in tight or sowed in tight so they can't track you by the tracks you leave behind! Now a lot of people ride bikes and do a lot of outdoors stuff and to you more power to  you! But I had one thing I thought was fun but found out I love me some top on a car! Well this is what happen!
Me and some of my white friends got together and one just got a convertible car with black interior man that was sweet and they said let's go for a ride to the beach! Well the beach is about 79 miles form where I was and I thought it would be fun to ride with the top back. But me never figure that black on black was not a good Ideal when you had 79 miles of hot road sun beaming down on you in stop and go traffic these seats was leather black and I was in the back! with white shirt and pants on oh boy bad ideal! Man I turn  two shades blacker then  I was! And sweat was in places that sweat did not need to be! But the time we got to the beach between the seat shine that was on the seat and my sweat that white was not white no more and the sweat made me look like I had pissed my self and the wind dry the piss in! But I can't see the back of my pants it had brown rings in them like I had the runs and crap in my pants! Now in front it looked like I piss my self and in the back looked like I had doo-doo in my pants! But before I knew all this man I knew I was the shit! But really I looked liked I had shitted!  Now I know how huggy bear felt when he got out if jail on I"M going to get you sucker when he had the fish bowls shoes on people was pointing and giggling at him.People was doing the same thing to me  and I thought they was saying that's the shit! No they was saying he shit! People at bar said to me don't you think you had enough to drink? And I don't drink I was wondering why until one of my friends said let's go shopping to get you some shorts! And I said why what's wrong with the pants I got on they go with my shirt! Then he said laughing they and said your pants
left with your shirt long time ago and took me to the restroom and showed my how it looked like I piss and doo-doo on my self! Look to the dark skin black people I mean no harm but don't ride in a car with black seats and wear white clothes when It's 99 degrees in the sun with the top down it works for some but not for us! peace pastorvoice!

E-mail V.S facebook V.s Googleplus and the winner is?

Well today is the first day that I ever ever just sat down and read E-mails. Why man I hated to just sit dowm and read! If it had no pictures then it had no me! But When I found Google plus oh my bad  Google plus was never lost! Then I started to type on my daughter's laptop hell I fell in love! Man for a long time I just type word and laugh at what came back until the ones I develop a bond with left! Then I was a unknown on it with people who just like to disagree with anything azz holes! So I started to blog and to be honest I didn't knew what the hell I was doing! I was just typing stuff and no one gave a rats azz about what I posted ! And now after 7684 hits I'm still a rookie at this! You don't know what people read and don't read but I know this I never read an e-mail before to day! Why They are all ways trying to sell a broke azz man like me to buy something they don't need but wanted because they don't really know what it did but because it's new and seems to make us more lazy we buy it! Like this dragon software I brought I don't have a damn clue at what I'm doing but I know one thing it piss's me off when I say one thing and it types something that never came out my mouth! So Ive' learn that all this is for people who know what they are doing or someone who wants to learn! Well I hated school because in every day life most of the stuff you learn there never got used! I learned history and never been off the east coast! So why was it so important to pass something that never ever got used? Now we have become so updated that most of the tech stuff you have to have a PHD in how does this work to ever get the thing to start! OK I know that what school is for but listen to this! My life was based around how much you can drink,smoke,screw,fight and talk trash! Now no class in my school teach that!Now I'm a lost man trying to catch up with a world that we was told was against us! Now watch this on facebook everyone is so damn fake it's crazy! False pictures of them self out living it up when they get home lights,water ,cable ,gas ,food is cut off but they had a real good time! Now who is really against who? All ways trying to out do one or another! Well to have nothing is hard but to be something you are not is most hardest why all you have that is real is invested in a fake azz person who when it's money is gone no one like you no more! See all three gives you false hopes of being something you are not! My advice is try just talking to people face to face and just be who you are! And if you thing you are the ugliest person on your block just move around you will find someone more uglier than you promise you will! peace pastorsvoice!

   

no plan man!

No plans sometimes is a great thing! To lay back and just do nothing! Now this gets on the nerves of them that think you must do something all the time! Why can we just take one minute stop fighting stop being a pain in the neck stop balls busting stop judging and see how good it is to just do nothing! But if I'm chilling then I'm doing something right? OK let's look into this to do nothing is really not true nothing is something unless it physical right? Now if you have nothing then it mean nothing so why the hell if I say I'm doing nothing today some smart azz will say that's not true! See I figure If I want to do nothing why would you turn it in to something just to prove that you are smart OK smart azz watch this! Nothing is only something when it's you! Oh now you want to something when you are nothing! See to be free to sit my butt down and not move out that spot until my belly said it's food time see my belly talks to me you who's belly's don't talk well you just retarded! Having no plans is my way of saying GTFO and  leave me the hell alone! No taking out trash no feeding the dogs no keeping bad as grandchildren and no putting up with your stupid azz family that don't know how to shut the hell up! Just me time-wanner flat screen a glass of my favorite drank and chair or even bed for a few now if you want to join me sit down and don't ask me to do anything! Why I have no plans of doing anything but chill! Hey if my butt or gut don't bother me why should you? But nooo most can't stand when you just sit back and chill one of them is that damn boss-man! You can set in your mind that no work today and he will say something stupid like go home! Heck I should have never move but tomorrow I will work hard to come and get my pay check! Watch this you could be getting ready to wind down and some mood breaker will come and just stay the hell right there in the room until they kill the mood then say see ya latter now he or she is gone and you can't get that I don't give a funk mood back! Listen take it from me when you say I don't have plans to do nothing! Write down these tips( 1) don't answer the phone or door (2) send all away who don't want to chill (3)never get up for nothing get all before(4)get butt naked and fart as loud as you can to see if the toilet calls before you sit down!NOW THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT!(5) if you got a lady or man chillin out with you make their azz your waiter and work the hell out of them why you are NO PLAN MAN AND THIS IS YOUR DAY! NOW GO AND PUT YOUR OWN AZZ IN THE DOG HOUSE! SO YOU CAN'T HEAR SLEEP IN THE OTHER ROOM! HECK I PUT MY OWN AZZ IN THE DOG HOUSE NOW WHAT! OK NOTHING IS JUST AS IT SAYS NOTHING!peace pastorsvoice!

 

What happen to the music?

Let's roll what happened to the music? It went from love to screw! How can we say that music is for all when it only talking about sex! Every song has only one thing in mind. People has stopped falling in love and all they want to do is give head and lick tail no one wants to have an fulfilling and lasting relationship why? What ever happened to love songs? No one wants to sing with meaning any more all they want to sing about is fake people doing fake azz things and stuff that me or you don't want to hear about some things are meant to be private why would you sing about getting head or money that you don't have! Sometimes the singer these days is so stupid because they act like they are balling but they are one hit want to be and never hear any song of substance why they can't hold a note to the one's that came before them! Most rap about how slack the women are that they deal with look at what they are singing about now just think if your girlfriend tell you to kiss her down low it makes her back bend! Now mostly men will say head first! Then I might kiss! Now you know that if it blows your mind this is not her first time maybe not her last but you bet assure it will be  one million that you kiss! When is we going to stop calling women bitches? And stop letting these one's who only deal with bitches label our women that don't do what their nasty azz heifers do! Some time they wonder why is they stealing their one song? Because you can't make a good enough album to buy! All you see is cash right? that's why they down load your mess so they don't have to pay for crap! Yes I said most RAP IS FULL OF CRAP! They couldn't hold a note if you pour ten notes down their throats and their sorry azz depend on it! Songs suppose to take you back when you knew you was the shit! Now days who give a shit about how you can drink and set the strip club up! Get broke they wouldn't let your azz in no more how dumb is you if I come to my room and some girl jump out the tub she getting knock out! Why my oil checker been with me to long to have some tub jumper take my life and I don't know you or never seen you before a real man will not screw a tub jumper the first time he see her that's the ones who never had a women and think he will never get one or he's the one that come on a show and talk about what he had not what he got! Listen real songs was in the 80's and 90's but after that all you get is some one who can't stay out of jail long enough to see but they think they is hot! Yeah when they drop that soap in the shower their butt get hot then!peace pastorsvoice! this is a love song! look below and see!

can you sing like this to make your liver shake and hearts break nope all you know is soap on a rope!
 

school from hell!

Now to all that has pride in their college well here's one that you would say WTF? Man this place is called Florence Darlington tech in Hartsville.Now the one in Florence is banging this one in flo-town has all the marks of a school but the one in Hartsville ghetto central this place is there to just get your grants! Not to give you what you need to be a force in this world! Why my child picked this one is yours and mine best guess so we went to this grant getter and first thing I notices that every one was late classes start at 8:00 oclock and the one who is over the place pulls up then the teacher pulls up and they stay outside and just talk like no car was in the parking lot! All of us was just sitting in parking lot waiting for these azz wipes to go the hell in so when they did go in they lock the door and said wait until we get thing up and running! Kiss my stupid azz in the crack! All other colleges are on point they at lease act like they know what the hell they are doing But these people don't have a clue of a college but they say they have degrees in what how to be a dumb azz! Heck they got a master degree in stupidity! This place is in the middle of the hood and me I would have never ever went here but this is all that they have in our area! And this is the hope that is left! A dirty old pisses place that get really good grant money from the state and all the Federal grants that they get but where in the hell is the professional people! Not here to all the people who can help me on this one what the different between a technical college and college?   Listen same college different cities! This is the different People the way you live will show I don't care what you give them the way they live will show !Now most think when I said ghetto Black or Latino or Mexicans when you say trailer trash you think redneck or when you say very up scale you think white but I said  ghetto so you think Black heck no the ones running this place is white and I know you would not think that this place would be so nasty! But that show you all races has slack nasty lazy don't want nothing will not take care of a damn thing people! So walk in my shoes awhile and see why I say school from hell! peace pastorsvoice

don't bring down my high!

 

Life gives you a high that you can't get from any drug! Just to laugh at stuff gives you a high that make your gut jump! Well most stuff will suck the life right out of you like when you see someone digging in their butt right in front of you! Or Blowing their nose at a restaurant that you are eating in man right across from you! Now that just sucks the fun right out of the night! Now look at that poor baby it's was so happy until she jump on! Now all that baby see is azz! Did any one just started to talk to you and their breath was so stank that you just wonder how their lover ever kiss them? I used to get high on drugs and hated when someone came and killed my high! One of the most high killers are the COPS! Man when that blue light come on no matter how high you is it's a buzz killer! Sometime I think they do it on purpose just to make you scared! And why does it work every time! You could be driving good until you see one of them! Then you fell just like that poor child all I see now is my azz in jail with someone who love when you drop the soap! He's a nasty nate the booty getter.  Just think if you had to kiss them lips in top picture! Now just look here's another one if you azz need to be scratch then you left some left over in there! Or go wash your Azz!

Now this is a show stopper to see some one in a pair of cute panties and what is in the panties make you say WTF? SEE SOME THINGS NEED NOT TO BE SAID! But how would you feel if this was your mate? SEXY RIGHT! MAN A TIGHT FIT TO BE IN  TIGER STRIP! SO SEXY! PEACE!

PASTORSVOICE UP AND AT IT! Now porn That you butt lovers!

Weird azz meeting

Weird  weird weird this describe the new people my wife took me to! Well my wife has a friend who invited her to come to a cook out and my wife who work with her said ok this is a good way for us to meet new people so me being me didn't want her to be mad very against my will I said yes! So we get dress and pull up to the lady house it looked alright and I was glad that I got out the house now we see people come out the house and this 6foot about 9 inches 298 pound man that had muscle in his knuckles and he looked at us like who the hell are you! So me trying to fit in I speak and he just nod and said what's up at that time my wife friend invite us in the big muscle man went on a lawnmower that had no muffler on it and start to cut the hell out out the grass in high gear! He was wide open flying around this yard this big man on a little lawnmower was funny but I said nothing but laugh like hell on the inside so we go in and there was a bunch of nappy nappy weave wearing women that head was so nappy that the weave had grown in their head now I know you are looking at the picture and wondering why chainsaws this woman is holding! Well we will get to it! So this other dude came from the back with a big pint of gin and sit down across from me and started to drink the pint I thought some one else was going to help him drank but but he was drinking it like it was a soda! He started to pick at one of the nappy headed lady but he was right her head was tore up and she looked like she weighted 250 pound and had skinny girls clothes on! Bad BAd BAD  start! So the man wipe out the yard  and me and the one who just drunk a pint all by him self went out  so this dude ask my name and started to talk man I wish I had never talk this man! He started by saying he killed some one with his bear hands he said it felt good to croak someone how good it felt to put his dick beaters around their neck so I laugh it off like it was not weird! Why did I ever think this was weird! Now this is when it get very weird this man went to a old car and pullout three things that do not I said do not think they go together! He pulled out A two gallon bottle of gin and two chainsaws! I said in my mind WTF? Now remember this the one I came out with just drank a pint by him self and was still walking! So the muscle man started to cook on the grill and he was giving me meat straight off the grill this meat was hot as hell but my eyes was on what the hell was he going to do with the chainsaws? So they jumped on that poor 2 gallon bottle of gin and the more they drank the more he went to grab the chainsaws oh he called them his toys! A freaking chainsaw is a toy! I don't think so! Well the two gallon was gone and now three beers and a bottle of hard lemonade went down his throat! Now chainsaws come on he was swinging these thing around like he was in a woods! And the weirdest thing he stop and came to me and said I like when these chainsaws hit flesh! OH HELL NO TIME TO GO! This man said he like when they kill animals and cut them up with the chainsaws and put the in a 6 foot hole and cover them with lime! At this time put yourself in my shoes! What would you do? It's your very first time you ever ever seem this man Now you do the math! peace pastorsvoice! look down this is my thought!