looks fun! don't try!

Man to some summertime is let your top back and let the wind just blow threw your hair!But to the women that wear weave make sure that it is glued in tight or sowed in tight so they can't track you by the tracks you leave behind! Now a lot of people ride bikes and do a lot of outdoors stuff and to you more power to  you! But I had one thing I thought was fun but found out I love me some top on a car! Well this is what happen!
Me and some of my white friends got together and one just got a convertible car with black interior man that was sweet and they said let's go for a ride to the beach! Well the beach is about 79 miles form where I was and I thought it would be fun to ride with the top back. But me never figure that black on black was not a good Ideal when you had 79 miles of hot road sun beaming down on you in stop and go traffic these seats was leather black and I was in the back! with white shirt and pants on oh boy bad ideal! Man I turn  two shades blacker then  I was! And sweat was in places that sweat did not need to be! But the time we got to the beach between the seat shine that was on the seat and my sweat that white was not white no more and the sweat made me look like I had pissed my self and the wind dry the piss in! But I can't see the back of my pants it had brown rings in them like I had the runs and crap in my pants! Now in front it looked like I piss my self and in the back looked like I had doo-doo in my pants! But before I knew all this man I knew I was the shit! But really I looked liked I had shitted!  Now I know how huggy bear felt when he got out if jail on I"M going to get you sucker when he had the fish bowls shoes on people was pointing and giggling at him.People was doing the same thing to me  and I thought they was saying that's the shit! No they was saying he shit! People at bar said to me don't you think you had enough to drink? And I don't drink I was wondering why until one of my friends said let's go shopping to get you some shorts! And I said why what's wrong with the pants I got on they go with my shirt! Then he said laughing they and said your pants
left with your shirt long time ago and took me to the restroom and showed my how it looked like I piss and doo-doo on my self! Look to the dark skin black people I mean no harm but don't ride in a car with black seats and wear white clothes when It's 99 degrees in the sun with the top down it works for some but not for us! peace pastorvoice!

E-mail V.S facebook V.s Googleplus and the winner is?

Well today is the first day that I ever ever just sat down and read E-mails. Why man I hated to just sit dowm and read! If it had no pictures then it had no me! But When I found Google plus oh my bad  Google plus was never lost! Then I started to type on my daughter's laptop hell I fell in love! Man for a long time I just type word and laugh at what came back until the ones I develop a bond with left! Then I was a unknown on it with people who just like to disagree with anything azz holes! So I started to blog and to be honest I didn't knew what the hell I was doing! I was just typing stuff and no one gave a rats azz about what I posted ! And now after 7684 hits I'm still a rookie at this! You don't know what people read and don't read but I know this I never read an e-mail before to day! Why They are all ways trying to sell a broke azz man like me to buy something they don't need but wanted because they don't really know what it did but because it's new and seems to make us more lazy we buy it! Like this dragon software I brought I don't have a damn clue at what I'm doing but I know one thing it piss's me off when I say one thing and it types something that never came out my mouth! So Ive' learn that all this is for people who know what they are doing or someone who wants to learn! Well I hated school because in every day life most of the stuff you learn there never got used! I learned history and never been off the east coast! So why was it so important to pass something that never ever got used? Now we have become so updated that most of the tech stuff you have to have a PHD in how does this work to ever get the thing to start! OK I know that what school is for but listen to this! My life was based around how much you can drink,smoke,screw,fight and talk trash! Now no class in my school teach that!Now I'm a lost man trying to catch up with a world that we was told was against us! Now watch this on facebook everyone is so damn fake it's crazy! False pictures of them self out living it up when they get home lights,water ,cable ,gas ,food is cut off but they had a real good time! Now who is really against who? All ways trying to out do one or another! Well to have nothing is hard but to be something you are not is most hardest why all you have that is real is invested in a fake azz person who when it's money is gone no one like you no more! See all three gives you false hopes of being something you are not! My advice is try just talking to people face to face and just be who you are! And if you thing you are the ugliest person on your block just move around you will find someone more uglier than you promise you will! peace pastorsvoice!

   

no plan man!

No plans sometimes is a great thing! To lay back and just do nothing! Now this gets on the nerves of them that think you must do something all the time! Why can we just take one minute stop fighting stop being a pain in the neck stop balls busting stop judging and see how good it is to just do nothing! But if I'm chilling then I'm doing something right? OK let's look into this to do nothing is really not true nothing is something unless it physical right? Now if you have nothing then it mean nothing so why the hell if I say I'm doing nothing today some smart azz will say that's not true! See I figure If I want to do nothing why would you turn it in to something just to prove that you are smart OK smart azz watch this! Nothing is only something when it's you! Oh now you want to something when you are nothing! See to be free to sit my butt down and not move out that spot until my belly said it's food time see my belly talks to me you who's belly's don't talk well you just retarded! Having no plans is my way of saying GTFO and  leave me the hell alone! No taking out trash no feeding the dogs no keeping bad as grandchildren and no putting up with your stupid azz family that don't know how to shut the hell up! Just me time-wanner flat screen a glass of my favorite drank and chair or even bed for a few now if you want to join me sit down and don't ask me to do anything! Why I have no plans of doing anything but chill! Hey if my butt or gut don't bother me why should you? But nooo most can't stand when you just sit back and chill one of them is that damn boss-man! You can set in your mind that no work today and he will say something stupid like go home! Heck I should have never move but tomorrow I will work hard to come and get my pay check! Watch this you could be getting ready to wind down and some mood breaker will come and just stay the hell right there in the room until they kill the mood then say see ya latter now he or she is gone and you can't get that I don't give a funk mood back! Listen take it from me when you say I don't have plans to do nothing! Write down these tips( 1) don't answer the phone or door (2) send all away who don't want to chill (3)never get up for nothing get all before(4)get butt naked and fart as loud as you can to see if the toilet calls before you sit down!NOW THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT!(5) if you got a lady or man chillin out with you make their azz your waiter and work the hell out of them why you are NO PLAN MAN AND THIS IS YOUR DAY! NOW GO AND PUT YOUR OWN AZZ IN THE DOG HOUSE! SO YOU CAN'T HEAR SLEEP IN THE OTHER ROOM! HECK I PUT MY OWN AZZ IN THE DOG HOUSE NOW WHAT! OK NOTHING IS JUST AS IT SAYS NOTHING!peace pastorsvoice!

 

What happen to the music?

Let's roll what happened to the music? It went from love to screw! How can we say that music is for all when it only talking about sex! Every song has only one thing in mind. People has stopped falling in love and all they want to do is give head and lick tail no one wants to have an fulfilling and lasting relationship why? What ever happened to love songs? No one wants to sing with meaning any more all they want to sing about is fake people doing fake azz things and stuff that me or you don't want to hear about some things are meant to be private why would you sing about getting head or money that you don't have! Sometimes the singer these days is so stupid because they act like they are balling but they are one hit want to be and never hear any song of substance why they can't hold a note to the one's that came before them! Most rap about how slack the women are that they deal with look at what they are singing about now just think if your girlfriend tell you to kiss her down low it makes her back bend! Now mostly men will say head first! Then I might kiss! Now you know that if it blows your mind this is not her first time maybe not her last but you bet assure it will be  one million that you kiss! When is we going to stop calling women bitches? And stop letting these one's who only deal with bitches label our women that don't do what their nasty azz heifers do! Some time they wonder why is they stealing their one song? Because you can't make a good enough album to buy! All you see is cash right? that's why they down load your mess so they don't have to pay for crap! Yes I said most RAP IS FULL OF CRAP! They couldn't hold a note if you pour ten notes down their throats and their sorry azz depend on it! Songs suppose to take you back when you knew you was the shit! Now days who give a shit about how you can drink and set the strip club up! Get broke they wouldn't let your azz in no more how dumb is you if I come to my room and some girl jump out the tub she getting knock out! Why my oil checker been with me to long to have some tub jumper take my life and I don't know you or never seen you before a real man will not screw a tub jumper the first time he see her that's the ones who never had a women and think he will never get one or he's the one that come on a show and talk about what he had not what he got! Listen real songs was in the 80's and 90's but after that all you get is some one who can't stay out of jail long enough to see but they think they is hot! Yeah when they drop that soap in the shower their butt get hot then!peace pastorsvoice! this is a love song! look below and see!

can you sing like this to make your liver shake and hearts break nope all you know is soap on a rope!
 

school from hell!

Now to all that has pride in their college well here's one that you would say WTF? Man this place is called Florence Darlington tech in Hartsville.Now the one in Florence is banging this one in flo-town has all the marks of a school but the one in Hartsville ghetto central this place is there to just get your grants! Not to give you what you need to be a force in this world! Why my child picked this one is yours and mine best guess so we went to this grant getter and first thing I notices that every one was late classes start at 8:00 oclock and the one who is over the place pulls up then the teacher pulls up and they stay outside and just talk like no car was in the parking lot! All of us was just sitting in parking lot waiting for these azz wipes to go the hell in so when they did go in they lock the door and said wait until we get thing up and running! Kiss my stupid azz in the crack! All other colleges are on point they at lease act like they know what the hell they are doing But these people don't have a clue of a college but they say they have degrees in what how to be a dumb azz! Heck they got a master degree in stupidity! This place is in the middle of the hood and me I would have never ever went here but this is all that they have in our area! And this is the hope that is left! A dirty old pisses place that get really good grant money from the state and all the Federal grants that they get but where in the hell is the professional people! Not here to all the people who can help me on this one what the different between a technical college and college?   Listen same college different cities! This is the different People the way you live will show I don't care what you give them the way they live will show !Now most think when I said ghetto Black or Latino or Mexicans when you say trailer trash you think redneck or when you say very up scale you think white but I said  ghetto so you think Black heck no the ones running this place is white and I know you would not think that this place would be so nasty! But that show you all races has slack nasty lazy don't want nothing will not take care of a damn thing people! So walk in my shoes awhile and see why I say school from hell! peace pastorsvoice

don't bring down my high!

 

Life gives you a high that you can't get from any drug! Just to laugh at stuff gives you a high that make your gut jump! Well most stuff will suck the life right out of you like when you see someone digging in their butt right in front of you! Or Blowing their nose at a restaurant that you are eating in man right across from you! Now that just sucks the fun right out of the night! Now look at that poor baby it's was so happy until she jump on! Now all that baby see is azz! Did any one just started to talk to you and their breath was so stank that you just wonder how their lover ever kiss them? I used to get high on drugs and hated when someone came and killed my high! One of the most high killers are the COPS! Man when that blue light come on no matter how high you is it's a buzz killer! Sometime I think they do it on purpose just to make you scared! And why does it work every time! You could be driving good until you see one of them! Then you fell just like that poor child all I see now is my azz in jail with someone who love when you drop the soap! He's a nasty nate the booty getter.  Just think if you had to kiss them lips in top picture! Now just look here's another one if you azz need to be scratch then you left some left over in there! Or go wash your Azz!

Now this is a show stopper to see some one in a pair of cute panties and what is in the panties make you say WTF? SEE SOME THINGS NEED NOT TO BE SAID! But how would you feel if this was your mate? SEXY RIGHT! MAN A TIGHT FIT TO BE IN  TIGER STRIP! SO SEXY! PEACE!

PASTORSVOICE UP AND AT IT! Now porn That you butt lovers!

Weird azz meeting

Weird  weird weird this describe the new people my wife took me to! Well my wife has a friend who invited her to come to a cook out and my wife who work with her said ok this is a good way for us to meet new people so me being me didn't want her to be mad very against my will I said yes! So we get dress and pull up to the lady house it looked alright and I was glad that I got out the house now we see people come out the house and this 6foot about 9 inches 298 pound man that had muscle in his knuckles and he looked at us like who the hell are you! So me trying to fit in I speak and he just nod and said what's up at that time my wife friend invite us in the big muscle man went on a lawnmower that had no muffler on it and start to cut the hell out out the grass in high gear! He was wide open flying around this yard this big man on a little lawnmower was funny but I said nothing but laugh like hell on the inside so we go in and there was a bunch of nappy nappy weave wearing women that head was so nappy that the weave had grown in their head now I know you are looking at the picture and wondering why chainsaws this woman is holding! Well we will get to it! So this other dude came from the back with a big pint of gin and sit down across from me and started to drink the pint I thought some one else was going to help him drank but but he was drinking it like it was a soda! He started to pick at one of the nappy headed lady but he was right her head was tore up and she looked like she weighted 250 pound and had skinny girls clothes on! Bad BAd BAD  start! So the man wipe out the yard  and me and the one who just drunk a pint all by him self went out  so this dude ask my name and started to talk man I wish I had never talk this man! He started by saying he killed some one with his bear hands he said it felt good to croak someone how good it felt to put his dick beaters around their neck so I laugh it off like it was not weird! Why did I ever think this was weird! Now this is when it get very weird this man went to a old car and pullout three things that do not I said do not think they go together! He pulled out A two gallon bottle of gin and two chainsaws! I said in my mind WTF? Now remember this the one I came out with just drank a pint by him self and was still walking! So the muscle man started to cook on the grill and he was giving me meat straight off the grill this meat was hot as hell but my eyes was on what the hell was he going to do with the chainsaws? So they jumped on that poor 2 gallon bottle of gin and the more they drank the more he went to grab the chainsaws oh he called them his toys! A freaking chainsaw is a toy! I don't think so! Well the two gallon was gone and now three beers and a bottle of hard lemonade went down his throat! Now chainsaws come on he was swinging these thing around like he was in a woods! And the weirdest thing he stop and came to me and said I like when these chainsaws hit flesh! OH HELL NO TIME TO GO! This man said he like when they kill animals and cut them up with the chainsaws and put the in a 6 foot hole and cover them with lime! At this time put yourself in my shoes! What would you do? It's your very first time you ever ever seem this man Now you do the math! peace pastorsvoice! look down this is my thought!

     

Freedom a secret drug!

Freedom what a good thing to say but just read this for a few and see what I see to be free is to take on responsibility that you never had to worry about. See when you was young the lights and water and rent was due. You did not worry about it because it was not your time see you was free of that but you said to your self I can't wait until a get out this house because they get on my nerve! But now it's the light, water and rent that is on your nerves! See freedom is a two sided sword that cut both ways it's has a good point and a bad point  first the good! See when you are free you make your own way in your freedom and It's great when you make the right choices! You can go as you please do as you please  and in the right mind that's good too! For one that is into it! To buy you own car and to stay out as long you want to and especially when you can see who you want to. Man that's freedom! Freedom is so cool! So why is so many so unhappy? When you get what you want you still is not satisfied until you dig your self into so much false dreams that none come true! You eat what you buy and if you don't want it you throw it away! Why that's your freedom to do with what you have heck if you feel like it you can take a dump in the middle of the flood and don't clean it up until  it become a hard rock of doo-doo that when people come in they ask why would you by a fake piece of shit and put it in the middle of floor? But it's your freedom to fool everyone until your dog eat it and lick you in the mouth in the morning! And you realize that your doo-doo is gone then the dog freedom is in jeopardy! Or check this out no one is fighting you for the toilet! Oh the love of being free! But hear are the bad The new car you got the payment came due and you took two day's off work and your check don't cover what you need lights is due and that damn landlord is at the door when he know I have the freedom to stay as long as I pay Oh I didn't pay yet heck that's my freedom to pay when I want to right? No so where is the freedom in that or when the one you love don't love you but is using you for you got house,water,lights and food and sex! No one can stop you you free demon! Freedom without rules is not freedom its a bus crash in the middle of time square with the N.Y yellow cab fleet involved! Your freedom is some one hell! Now let me finish before you come with your not true! Mothers and fathers worry how my baby is doing and that's hell when you don't call or never look back when your freedom is giving! But ask your self how free is you? When some one else is harm by your freedom! Some take freedom and cause so much pain when they steal kill and destroy some one else stuff so look at picture below and tell me what you think! Smile you are free!

Can I bum a cigarette/

Hey there was a time in my life where most people smoked but never had a pack to smoke out they all ways came and said can I get a smoke? We made a phrase to say to them listen! " The Camel walks the Eagle flies you know you smoke why won't you buy?" We had it bad a pack of smokes never last you when more than you are smoking out of it. Now I know you ones who came from good neighborhoods did not have this to deal with. But where I am from most smoked and all did not have money to buy and you had the ones that have  pockets full of dope money but never had a cigarette. Now this is the worst bum of all the one that seems to smell when you light a joint up back then we called them joints but now it's blunts! These leaches all ways come and bum a drank out of you beer or say buy me a beer or smoke as long as you smoke and when they get ready to leave say give me one for the road because when I wake up and eat I need something to smoke. We had bums of all walk of life big ones little one stank one and pretty one but they had one thing in common they was bums! They bum so much that you hide you stuff until they leave and some got smart they would come right back and catch you and say I thought you said you didn't have any thing! Man we had them so bad that they would come to your house and ask if they can borrow your T.V to see a show that's coming on why their T.V stay in the shop! Man hate to go to club why some one who is a bum got in by bumming a dollar off some one and all night long bum drinks and then bum a ride to get home and they for some reason had the finest girl that would do anything for their bumming azz! Just anyone can't be good at bumming as these! Why they came from a bumming family! Yes a whole family of bums! Just throw a party and see how long your beer and liquor last and to my amazement they never get drunk! Drank and bum all day and still walk home now that's a pro at bumming! First of the they be out in droves! Now they get a check but own it all out by bumming all month long! Now days the bum has evolved to a crack head and their skills has change too! One time long ago they  always bum now they sale you your stuff back that they stole when they was at your house! Need some pampers for your kid go to a crack head he got the ones that you thought your sister stole from you for that bad azz kid of hers! No not sis but the new bum A crackhead and they is not only black no more they make up the rainbow and good at what they do! peace pastorsvoice!

Damn you are good those are my new ports see no hands! just a tidy!  

Cable T.V bull!

Now to all that love cable TV I got one question how much damn reruns can we watch hell HBO,Show time starzs,Tmc,and cinemax!They charge you to see what you saw in the 80's most of their programing was program when I was young hell I'm 50 now a fast time at ridge mount high is still on there we pay starting from $114.00 for basic cable and on Monday the same damn shows is still on Friday now I love me some law and order but I have seen all of them and have no choice because every day it's in the line up! How many shopping channels we need? Don't talk about news Jodi Ares was prime time on CNN hell if you shot a man then stab him all those times and cut his throat hell Stevie Wonder can see that you killed him! Not only that our COPS now got their own shows on how many time they stop a car But can't stop a man from beating and killing his whole family and get lost in Mexico! Talk shows man they just talk to damn much we know that he's not your baby daddy when you done had ten other guys on saying that they was your baby daddy! Night time is the worst the history channel don't show no more history they got swamp people catching gators and pawn stars now if they had Porn stars heck I will tune in! Can you tell me what does a old barn in a field some where you never heard of to find junk? Just go to a junk yard it specialize in junk that's why it's called A JUNK YARD! Now this is one of the good one;s bridezilla Heck just don't marry that can't please heifer and why would you if she act like that before you get hitch think how big of a pain she will be after you say I do! Now one of the most biggest kids watch channel Disney It's bad when my nine year old say's I seen that when I was four years old all that money that they make you can show a line up or something new in five years? The looney tunes is still funny still to this day but poor Dora could not grow up when she did no one liked her so what they did went back to the old ones not trying to just make a new one why we are still paying big money to see the old one. Now to see some one wipe out or bust their azz by doing something so stupid hey they got that the only problem is every show play the same clip on some one getting mess up by trying to fit your big azz in something that a skinny person will not get in! OK cable TV act just like dish and direct TV. they go out when it rain or a little wind blow! But all is trying to get your money! Tell me cable TV is bad BUT the big three is worst not to have cable is a lost but to have only the three networks get ready to know that at day you will see the same show and some times you can see the same show twice a day! Now the internet you can't beat! Dial up sucks really bad! If it's so bad Eddie why when it get cut off you miss it so bad? Well when your car suck you still drive it don't you? So let me wine why I still have it and still watch it why Hell I pay for TV and TV I WILL SEE! But still I WANT NEW I WANT NEW TV SAY IT WITH ME I WANT NEW TV see you don't like to read but you do! peace pastorsvoice Remember we want new TV!

cutting the mustard!

Ok I know this is gross! But some one got to say it! Why the hell went you get on a elevator and somebody fart all acted like they don't smell it no one will say who cut the mustard or blue cheese alert! No they will stand there with high class azz on it and act like nothing wrong! Ok lets get one thing straight It's don't matter how fine you are or how slim you are or how good looking you are your azz fart! And why ladies act like they don't or when they do they will say something so stupid like excuse me I made a smelly! No you farted! And that stinks! Yes most proper people will say I got gas! What gas station give you fuel that smells like that? See this happen to me as I was in the court house to pay one thing that as long as you live you must do whether you want to or not PAID TAXES! So I got on the elevator With clerks,attorneys And police men so I felt out of place to start with and when the door closed someone put out a silent one that smelled up the elevator and all of them was acting like they did not smell it! So me with my big mouth said dog someone is stank and rotten! So all those high class people looked at me like I said something wrong! So me being me I said that's someone who have no manners! And then the cop said keep your opinion to your self! So I waited until the door open and before the people who was on the floor that I got off at got on I said they be farting in there beware! And the people did not get on that one! Now that I'm home and on my laptop I can say my opinion! Some stank azz person needed to check their drawers or panties! Because they was rotten And to that cop that say keep your opinion to your self you is nothing but a fart sniffer! Sorry to say this but I'm in the south and this is still here A black man in an elevator with white people making a scene That's jail time to start with no matter if you are right! To me I say if you blow it then own it right? Don't just act like your fart don't stank! This is what pretty girls say and I tell them stop lying heifer you stank! But this is the worst one of all when you fart and put it on the dog! And when you are asked you say the dog did it! Most may say that's wrong to put it on the dog but the dog can put out some powerful ones it's self and then look at you like it's saying WHAT WHAT I DON'T SMELL NOTHING! That's when I kick his azz out of the room! Don't get me wrong we all do it all I say is don't acted like you don't smell it when it happen just laugh it off and say my stomach was boiling and I couldn't hold it we who have a mind will understand but you will be called stank azz or say check you tightie whiteies or you got to have a highway down you drawers! I know most won't talk about it well heck I'm not most I'm the one And if you don't like it next time you are in a mall or store and walk down the isle and you smell a fart keep your mouth close because you don't like to talk about it you old fart sniffer! You love when the blue cheese is giving out bet you smell the seat of trains buses and cars to just smell a fart! peace pastorsvoice!

Get shorty out of jail!

Help me get shorty out of jail! We need to posted his bond! Most places don't know shorty but in the hood where all his boys are shorty is most wanted! They show him no respect! When they post bail they treat him like a dog! See I met shorty in my teenage years! And he was one bad moe foe! I seen him hit a big man and make him fall out! He just treat a pretty lady like she is not nothing! When we party everyone want shorty to come well who is this shorty? Heck a half of pint of liquor! This guy has many names! In my hey day everyone wanted GIN! The cheaper the better then we could get his twin to out of jail! Oh jail is the ABC store! See he sit in jail all week and on Friday we was bailing him out! And some one is going to acted up or acted like shorty was on board! You might call him something else. But where I was from shorty was the man and his cousin mad dog 20/20! Many of us lost all our food to him! He took us on a ride that made some fight each other that night and was bested of friends the next day! Heck shorty made your breath smell like you suck the bottom of the bottle! If some one smoke be careful your lips will go up in flames! And moonshine or stump hole was the head banger! All knew we Mr stump hole was in control! You mouth smelled just like your butt! But we was so cool that we could hang with them and be a bunch of azz wipes! And any ones tried to tell us other wise we call them gut busters! Why gut buster because my gut was on fire and they bust it with stupidity of don't drank to late you gut buster I'm all ready drunk! To you who never drank well good for you! But we got shorty out and he was our friend that made us think we was on top of the world! See some can't tell you what they want to until shorty come in then they can tell you what's on their mind!And if you got mad then shorty made me do it! Women made shorty out to be why they gave up the booty! But they still hang with him the next weekend! See lord Calvert pull me out a car and threw me in a ditch with my curly kit in my head Oh you don't know what a curly kit is? A curly kit is what you used when your head is so nappy and pea-zey that a comb would break when they comb your hair! But when you get that perm or curly kit your hair look like you have some Indian in your family! That what we said when we had good smooth hair! But you didn't stopped there you got jell that was so greasy that when the wind blow whats in the air stuck to your head! So lord calvert ditch me and put all that sand and trash in my curly kit! Then he punch me in my stomach and made me puke all over my self and they took me home to mother and she beat me back to my self and from then on shorty stayed in jail! But this new kid that was from another country came in and her name was weed or mar- gee want- her mary jane! And my life change! To all shorty is a wanted man look below! peace pastorsvoice

private investigators

Hey all that remember Kojak,Cannon,Magnum p.i,Rockford files where you seen these people just go ham and never losing a case! Like Perry mason how they just get all the facts and bust the bad guys! Well there are two new P.I's and they are damn good! First Lets get this straight the old ones it did not cost nothing and now it cost not just jail but your car your pay check your tax refund and yes your freedom! First let show how car is first we have a new P.I call title loans yes title loans now how the hell can I say Title loans well listen to this a preacher was doing a funeral at the church and when they got in the funeral car and left to go to grave site and put the man in the ground and they came back to the church his car was gone! He was lost he just knew some one pulled a bad prank! But it was not a prank they found the church and took his car now who will take a car from a church A title loan will they will find a car no matter where it is! And the bad thing about it most of the time you don't owe no more than $500 or $600 dollars and they sell them for 2to3 thousands of dollars and you still have a debt to pay after they made a profit! And they are real good at that you ask me how I know well when in my early years as being a cab driver my car had needed a motor so I took all that I had and got one then my transmission went out so I got a loan for $468 dollars and no matter how much I made my payment I still owed $468 dollars all I paid was interest not the principal. So one day I went in cab stand and sit down 30 minutes pass and I got a call so when I went out there was no cab! Brand new motor and transmission! was gone! And I still have a $468 dollar debt! This is a good scam! But it's legal you owe and can't pay you lose your car that is three times more than the loan! But that's one this is a better one Child-support! These people will find you when they can't find a terrorists or a killer or a bail jumper! But a dead beat dad your busted! They will go to the north pole and get your azz and make you pay the court their $4.10 for court cost on $15.00 a week now how in the hell $15.00 can take care of a child? And we know that if you bang you win a baby! But this is my point! How can you find a dead beat dad off Facebook but can't read someone who will bomb a race and talk about it! This just blows me You will sit and set a man up for a $5.00 bag of weed but you can't stop some nut that put all his act on Facebook and then the next day go and kill kids in school. The new P.I is far from the ones I knew and trusted! You be the judge and see how it's all about how much money we can get! So beware how can you get a loan for all your check in a week when you are already a week behind? How can you catch up you can live off what you have and if you don't have it you don't need it right now ok? Look down at picture and you be the judge! peace pastorsvoice!

stupid things we say!

Hey" ya'll OK I get it we talk funny most of the time but sometime we do say some dumb stuff! Like who the hell is Bo"? Every brother calls every one BO" my name is Eddie not Bo"! Sweet cheeks did you taste my butt or lick my face how is my Cheeks sweet? Well I beg the differ what? No I'm begging you to have a different view at all heck! OK what is the heck I'm talking about Ya'll know you don't know "well bless your little heart". Phases like that make us look lost at people. And we say in our mind what the hell is you talking about? Here's another one we live in the boondocks. Is that a name for a city? Or as some town. Can I give you a lift? What can you pick me up man you can't lift me I'm too heavy! Oh you mean can you give me a ride! Yeah cuz you can. Are you my cousin? Howdy Y'all OK this is crazy! First thing why are you puttin around! What is puttin around this just blow me! Don't get me wrong it's just some of the darnest thing we can say! Yes we use some silly words where I live but being from Jersey I had to get used to the talk here but I'm fixin in! Oh I'm fixin to! Now I know I have most lost at my words but this is the way they talk in Centerville S.C. A great place to settle down in but getting to know the people is bomb digaidy yes they say bomb digaidy! So let me just mosey along! He He just one more phase they used! OK " My ear is itching some one is talking about me and it's raining and the sun is out "man the devil is beating his wife with a frying pan! Yes all you need to stop lollygaggin And how is your momannem! Now with that word I know you are lost as hell now It got me too! I had to say WTF? When a bug bite you they said you are eat up! Hell no a damn bug bit me! And I'm still here do you see I'm not eat up! And which is it uptown or downtown not I'm going into the city! Well I'm going over yonda or yonder if I'm proper! Because you can bet your pea picking mind! Really can my mind really pick a pea? Last and the most used here I reckon you are right! Reckon reckon what the hell is that? Did any of you had some poon tang last night? Man that poon tang what so stank last night but it was good! Man you got the hebe-geebee's Thats what alining you! I guess I got to fit in where I get in! Ok tot-tot for now peace to ya'll pastorsvoice! DEAL WITH IT IT'S THE SOUTH AND THEY ARE PROUD OF IT!

tried hiking and was the lunch

Well I was born in Elizabeth N.J most of my young life and the closet tree was in the park. And when we move to South Carolina the streets was in me and I did not care for any danm woods unless I was getting some booty in the rain in them or park in a car wearing out the back seat front seat hood and trunk the roof was not strong enough it would bend! But never went in them! So spending time here they hunt,fish,hike and do alot in the woods so my best friend who was white tried to help me to enjoy the woods! So he took me fishing first and me and worms did not make it the brown stuff that come out of it when you stick that hook in them did not smell to good! And the nats love it! So out on this big river all I did is see how far can I throw this hook and weight and it piss him off when the line broke he said put that danm reel-n-rod in the truck so that ended my fishing trip! Now hunting give me a gun and I trun in to a shooting fool trees, ground,cans,air but not and animal all my flesh came from grocery store! And to kill and skin and eat hell no! Usda stamp is not on them and mad cow shit happens what if there is crazy deer shit and I eat the deer and act like a deerSee this is crazy and I don't like three somes! So I tried hiking and this was a very bad ideal! See I packed the family up and went to florence to a hiking trail we set down and ate a lunch that my wife put together and while we ate the mosquitos and biting flys came and we did not invite them so we ran and got some bites but that was not all we went on the trail and it was woodie and water and mud and I tried to acted like I was having fun until we got back to truck and there was a little brown bug on my wife so I flicked it off and went home low and behold there was more brown bug not only on her but on everyone these bugs was ticks and we was there lunch we had bugs in places that no bug should be! We had to pick bugs off and out and in spots the you don't want a bug! Hell crabs you can kill but these blood drinking shits you can bust and they still move! Now I don't try stuff that I don't know what the hell I'm doing! I want to go camping but my wife said this "we are not meant to be in woods that why we got a danm house and I can kill all that come in!" So if any one is willing to teach me woods heck e-mail me and we will hook up! This is how those basters stop my woods look! Brown Basters!