Tuesday, February 28, 2012

FOR REAL?

For real? For real is a statement that may be notice watch how for real really works.{ My dog is blue” for real’? Your game is tight you miss your wife yes i seen her last night with your man mike who made her like to think she was right so he can poke her with all his might he said she smell really ripe because no water came out the pipe so all she did is wipe! is that why you want to fight? this dude name mike.No No don’t be leave all this hype that this dude name mike had your wife and he was poking her all night hey is that right?Say what who went where is all this for real? Tell me the real deal look mc kinght this story is right because all these peoples rode with me last night now see just how much you is like because now your name came up in the flight of my man’s wife who was with mike who laid pipe now he smell ripe what a mess up life and this flow is tight to kill man is you for real? TRUE OR NOT WELL this is all you got for real is really hot! peace pastorvoice.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

bleu cheese people

bleu cheese people! time after time after time your attitude stink! lets call it bleu cheese on your plate! OR this is your mate who takes him self to be better than any one else! Mind that we both have life, health,and strength! and both have most things in common with each other but for some reason he is better than me! When did me and you complete a race forum to say i’m the best.” why?” should any one think that they are better that the rest! lets take a poll.OR better yet watch this if you fall in any of these word statement guess what you is just like me trying to make it but having a hard time in making it happen! 1.do you in the morning fart when you sit on toilet? 2.if you don’t wash your feet will they stank? 3.do you try to kiss when you just wake up and you breath is kicking? 4.if your mother in law come to your house and call you a no good bleu cheese smelling man would you put boot to butt? 5.just shoot your self in the foot and if it bleed and hurt tell me what you think your blood is? if any of these five question found you then guess what we are a like so how is you better then me? this is to all the bleu cheese people! peace pastorvoice check your feet

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

a real mess!

a real mess! When you look at the world our life is a real mess! Everyone look at the music world and try to be like what they see but never realize that they can not sing! most rappers has a good rhyming flow and the beats is banging!But put them on stage live they stink real bad.And the song on the record that the DJ is playing who is in the back that should really get all the praise get none. The rapper get out of breath from smoking all the weed and doing all that blow drinking all that spirits water sound nothing like what you paid for you look to hear the song you love not a very bad drunk version of a song that sound really bad and if the DJ did not turn up the record that is spinning on his turntables you want to get on stage and kick the rapper ass and get your money back because his show suck! Go to a Eagles show and just listen how it’s done! go to a Usher show and see how it’s done! but go to lil-Wayne show and get your gun and shoot that mic out his hand and tell him to sing you tattoo piece of sperm that the ground just miss! Bring back the singer that has a real voice not a machine that make you sound good! Go back to high school choir and learn some notes! HERE A NOTE YOU SUCK!

Friday, February 10, 2012

PULL UP YOUR PANTS

pull up your pants! LET’S TAKE A POLL:HOW MANY IS TIRED OF SEEING DIRTY STANK DRAWS? D.R.A.W.S WHAT THAT SPELL \ D IS FOR DUDE\R IS FOR REALLY?\A IS FOR ALWAYS\W IS FOR WAS \S IS FOR STANK! THIS DESCRIBE YOUR UNDER PANTS, BOXERS, BRIEFS,TIGHTY WHITEY,HEY LET’S FACE IT THEY GET STUCK IN A BUTT! AND A BUTT STANK! NO SO YOU SAID I WASH MY BUTT. BUT IF YOU FART ALL THE WASHING IN THE WORLD WOULD NOT STOP A BUTT FROM SMELLING LIKE CRAP! NOW YOU BUY THE BEST GUCCI,POLO,APPLE’S BOTTOMS,AEROPOSTAL,ROCAWEAR, ALL THESE PANTS IS BANGING BUT THEY DON’T LOOK GOOD HANGING AROUND YOU LEGS AND ALL YOU DO IS HOLD THEM UP PULL THEM UP AND DOWN WTW? HOW DUMB IS YOU SEE WE SEE THE BROWN HIGHWAY IN YOUR DIRTY DRAWS THAT YOU THINK IS COOL WHY WOULD YOU BUY A PAIR OF PANTS THAT YOU PUT TWO MORE DIRTY PANTS UNDER? GIRLS JUST BECAUSE YOU LOOK AND ACT LIKE A BOY BUT YOUR BUTT LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO GRAB IT BECAUSE TO HOLD ON TO A BUTT WHEN ITS ON TOP IS PRICELESS SO IF I’M LOOKING DON’T GET MAD BECAUSE THAT’S WHY YOU BUST THE SAG TO SHOW WHAT YOU GOT! AND I KNOW IT’S NOT TWO BALLS AND A BAT THEIRS A CAT DOWN THEIR AND US MEN LIKE TO TAME THEM!SO TO ALL THAT SAG THIS IS MY TAG ON THIS FAB D.R.A.W.S YOU FANCY NOW! HEY MY BUTT IS SHOWING

Thursday, February 9, 2012

lets dance

let’s dance Disco is dead so is a club that you go to a girl and just say can we dance. Now-days in the club you don’t ask no more you just start dancing it don’t matter if you are dancing by your self! This is something to flow on check this out!Party party party all night long never really realizing who you are taken home! Man or woman you just don’t know one more drank and now they start to glow.Man they look good as the night ways on just another drink and they may not make it home my place or yours? In the car on the bathroom floor buy a room man you can get more we swap body fluids just a kiss will do hey you are my girl why you smell like a dude but in the face man you are fine one more drank then I know you are mines go to my car or in the back of yours all clothes goes off now this is the dance I have been looking for is i’m drunk or thats a lump in front but now it’s gone things getting hot let’s do more you on me and i’m on you look in the mirror OOOOOOOOOOOH DOG IT”S A DUDE! HE HE HE LETS DANCE LAST CHANCE?

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

in the mind of preacher

In the mind of the preacher Most people when you say,”Preacher” they all ready has an image of how , what, why and who I should be with out me having and say so in it.But this preacher is not call to fit your ideal of what your everyday pulpit preacher should be! FIRST the HOW is so many but here are a few{How i look because your preacher and the millions of other ones you see on TV look this way.Second is what{YOU have your own what on what i should say or not what is your image is of a preacher or what should he or she be! Third is the why {Why is a real good one why should I act this way or that way why should I say this or not and the Fourth is the Who { who I don’t act like or who act more like this then me and who i need to be. This Part Comes With A Warning!!!!!!!!! You may get the gentle ears one away from you or better yet don’t let them read this! All in a nut shell ### How can you tell me how to swim when you don’t have any experiences in swimming!Never been or never ever will be a preacher but most have wrote a book on the who,what,why,how too be a preacher!WELL I can give a rats nuts on how you may judge me or do you fell where-there i’m real in your eyes sight or not! Just because I don’t look or act like all those people who take all your money spit you a few good lines and sleep with your wife and your sons and daughters, husbands ride in jets and never have to wear the same pair off tighties whiteies that I call drawers! and don’t give a fly flip of who you are but don’t forget to give that tithes envelope that you give every sunday morning to make you feel like you did so much! Or lord I gave so now its your turn!Sorry to defile your so clean life but stop lying to me and every one else that you know how a preacher supposed to be man your don’t have a clue all you got is feeling and opinions and all have one of those that is how we take a crap in the morning we use you feeling and opinions and wipe it with your judgement! is this heaven

Friday, February 3, 2012

get paid

get paid! All your life you want to get paid for what you do.Paper rules our life see the old mighty dollar got to have it! The more you make the more it take.Dollar bill ya! BIG faces $100,$50,20,Why not 10′s and 5′s they have big faces on them too! but they don’t count as big faces they just money! Make it rain in the club with quarters throw them up and knock them dead better yet take a roll of pennies and bust the dj in the face and tell him big faces in the house! Give a stripper in her g-string a role of nickels and see if she can get on the pole no not dollars because that to light and it to is not a big face! You call a stack $1000.00 dollars here’s my stack get 50′scents pieces stack them in a pile ask a rapper can you move this stack make my block hot throw brass coins in the air they are dollars too sell what you want but here’s a tip====get paid with a check better yet a card then if they steal it you won’t loose your cash!

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

habits rabbits

habits rabbits Always you are judge by your past! Everything that is known about you is what they call your past. Question is the past the bad one or your habits?Lets get to the bottom of this one!My past is my mistake I made but each day I grow I learn I change so how my past is me you got it all wrong it’s my habits that make me if I smoke that’s a habit right well what if i lie all the time or all the time get used by men or women you blame your past or your taste in picking your partner. What if It’s just the habits that you form and blindly do! See the past is the past and you can’t measure me by my past people change and some don’t but the past is shape on our good or bad habits and some of us have very very bad choice of habits.You wonder why it seem like you always a track the loser or always get the really weird ones!All this have to do with your habits of picking or your body motion that you always do to get a person! Well that’s a bad habit that you need to break.Here’s a tip>”Stop using that same tricks to do something that your mistakes all ways get the same loser to hurt you!”break the bad bad habits or stop complaining about how your life SUCK! peace pastorvoice