Wednesday, January 30, 2013

pitching woo!





Well if you are looking at the picture then you might have and ideal of what Pitching Woo is! NO? Well here's and very rough draft of "pitching woo" is!Back in the 1970 most men did a lot of pitching how they wore their pants so tight that the pitcher and his two balls was in your face man every where you looked they was steady pitching! The tighter the pants was the better. Some got so bold that they put socks on their pitcher to make him seem big but as soon as you took the pitcher out and put him in the game you noticed that his record was not as big as it seem and that what pitching is! Now what in the heck is woo? Remember the movie 10 when "BO Derrick" was running on the beach? And all the men just focus on that big camel toe that was sticking out in front of her swimsuit? Or when you look on TV today the lady says she don't feel so fresh? Well the place she is not feeling so fresh in is "WOO"!Now you know what woo is. Now lets put these two together and get to the bottom of this or on top what ever you prefer.Think back to the best place you pitch woo at? Home? Boring any one can pitch woo at home heck your children pitch woo at home in your bedroom! In a car? Now we are getting warm back seat or front seat on the hood or on the trunk?In a bar on the dance floor in the bathroom?On a plane a bus a train in the woods in the rain in the pool!Hot tub mud pit just tell where did you get it? Their are many good things I can say about pitching woo but tell me can you?One more thing before I go. Pitching to much woo can make you very blue?How can good woo make you blue.Listen to much woo and this is what you will score!9 months latter you will not want to much more.Jackpot you win! To be a daddy my friend!And to all the ladies this is true! A pole never never wears out a hole a pole will rot away but a hole is here to stay! So pat yourself on the back you got the badness weapon that ever been on the attack especially when your woo bring them right back!peace pastorsvoice go and pitch so woo today!ok?

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

close up!


YOU la la so clean and so close better then most man I got to boast how in the morning you help me right after my french toast. From coast to coast when people look at you they will be crazy to call you gross.Why when you start from front to back ooh you make me step back just like if you was on attack! But I don't worry about that because I know you are stacked from head to toe who can ask for more! When I think that you are threw right back at it the you make a part of me grew! Never to big or to small the groove you have tops them all.Sometimes you red with passion green with motion or good cushion for pushing squeeze it all out then get more never let you run out because when you are gone you make me beg for more!So white at night in the light you sparkle so bright! Man I'm so glad you are in my life. Twist up to top man it get so hot in my mouth boy after you are done man you make me come up to a place that in the morning we can come face to face "Boom!" what a rush how you make me just hush! Round in my mouth with you I don't mind !You blow me all the time close up is what I like Now it's time to brush my teeth tonight! OH all this about toothpaste!Ok talk to some one who did not brush their teeth and see how good it will be to have some close up toothpaste will be!PEACE PASTORSVOICE OH P.S BAD BREATH IS A SIN!




Friday, January 25, 2013

hate me why?




Why WHY or why do you hate me? Never did I know you or did anything to you but you hate me why? You make me feel like I should have never been born.Or never been a part of society.No it's not a black thing or a white thing it is a life thing.When all my life all I get is you act white don't you love your people? Well let me be very clear on this when I look in the African phone book and the last name Martin don't come up.So how is that my people My last name is Martin and I am a american not a black or half black because my mother or father was of another race.But what I am is a piss off person who is so tried of never being accepted for who or what I am!Most people don't have that problem and can't relate to this blog.So I will make it as simple as I can!KISS MY NEW JERSEY born BLACK AZZ TO IT'S CORE WHY THEN YOU WILL SEE JUST HOW SHIT FEELS OR STICK YOUR NOSE IN THE CRACK OF MY TRENTON AZZ SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO FAR TO SEE HOW SHIT IS! Sorry if I offend any one who reads this but i'm so tried of not fitting in with blacks or whites or any other race of people that say's I don't belong here!Go back to your country!Ok you are in my country so you must be lost because I'm home and know it.But you on the other hand came from two buzzers that bump azz's and you just felt out!!!! ha ha you dick! peace pastorsvoice


Thursday, January 24, 2013

launch out in the deep



MY mind starts to run and run some times it race so fast that my thoughts get lost in all the data that my brain try to process here on true spit listen;Days in time when time seems to stop not the sun or the moon but my world especially when you enter my world smooth as silk but rough as a bomb that was drop in my japan in my mind so much was lost but I found a ray of light in the silents drops of mist that seems to control how and why i'm alive this blogging thing brings me peace when my hell is raging some may say why you write that mess no one reads it so what? It;s off me and free me to be me" see me"or "feel me"? OR try me to buy me oh why me that makes you greedy because i'm so tasty just like a pastry of hopes and dream now do you see what I mean? So for this cause into the deep I will be at the edge of time in my mind that you may say it is a waste of time!How deep is your love the Bee gee's said in a song but those words linger on and on question How deep is your love? Can you save your self if it was a crime would you have enough to my you guilty and lock you up in love that you don't want to be free? Now you see why I said launch in the deep! peace pastorsvoice!


Wednesday, January 23, 2013




See i’m a man of many things but to have broken promises and pay my money for them now that piss me off! Now take a few minutes and read this and tell me don’t you agree with me here it go. When you go to buy a phone no matter what company it is and I have been with most.But what gets me when they make all these promises that they know that they can’t possibly keep! Look at my last company T-mobile they boost their ads and say 4g but they don’t tell you that’s only in the place where the store is then they say how good their plan is so I get a hot spot too! Why when I was at Att man theirs hot spot is banging you can use five wireless devices at one time but their bills is out the roof! But put this in your mind a beautiful lady on a ninja bike lighting fast right?Hell no this thing need some lighting just to move it! See I stay in Hartsville s.c roach&rat capital and the store is in Florence s.c about 28 Miles away. No one said hey in hartsville you don’t even have 1g or your hot spot don’t work man they sold me new phone,new hot spot ,then I got new laptop to use all this new stuff! T-Mobile this is for you and you only! YOU SUCK TO HIGH HEAVEN! The phone did not get calls it drop calls the hot spot was not hot at all more like a not spot and it lighting fast speed a Nat on a mini bike with no tires on it move faster then this service. And to all that say T-mobile is great leave the city that you got your phone from and Jason will kill you why your phone has no services! So if you feel like I do say hell ya! T-mobile sucks!

Friday, January 18, 2013

what bull!



All the day long you deal with bull crap or bull shit if you feel it is best said like this. My take on the matter is most people is full of it they play games all the time and think that you is so dum or stupid you can't see threw their bull. Listen if you are fake why are you acting like you are real? But all the time when you flush your toilet a piece of doo-doo still floats and it seem no matter how much you flush it.It won't go down this is fake but people no matter how much you bust them they still try to act like they is so real!Look at all the ones around you and the most fake is the ones that eat and roll with you and always say I'm with you or I got your back these are the main ones that always do the most back stabbing or the most lying on you and about you and then act like nothing wrong!Well this is for all the one that you trust and give them your all and they take you for a all day sucker! Friends do you need them first tell me what a friend is then I'll tell you if you need one why these is the same ones that screw you and don't for get your family who think that no matter what you will still put up with their bull! Well if you don't listen to any thing listen to this! Take the toilet tissue and wipe them off your butt why because number two stank or if you don't know what number two is "SHIT" stank and this is what they are so clean up and flush them down the drain!!! peace pastorsvoice




Wednesday, January 16, 2013

my personal hell!



Pain is life only way of tearing you down or breaking you up or ripping your heart out. people have just blown their head off or jump out windows or cut their wrist and all the doctors can say they are suicidal? But when is they going to realize that pain makes you crazy. Most of the time no one and I mean no one understands how broken and in pieces inside you really is. To them it is a sickness kiss my balls! Do I sound sick? And if I do well I'm perfectly well! But inside lost like hell torn to bits and all they want to do is sale a pill! You can keep your drugs because you are a legal drug dealer but you knock the one on the street that sells the same drugs but have no papers on a wall! But that don't ease my pain it just take me down in a personal hell that no one can break threw or reach my soul to help me piece back who I am and what I am about. So dark and deep to the point that if you wish to help first you have to open up the steal doors that hold the hot sparks to light the steps on how the hell we got here the first place! But to most they think that easy in easy out. Yeah that's a good joke that never need to be told!!So all that wish that the life would spice up watch out because all way first pleasure then pain one forum or another. Sweet is life when all your chips are up but when the chip are down how big are you now? Here's a riddle before I go listen closely and you will know. Cut me deep and see me bleed destroy a man goals and watch just how low he will go. Most will give all just to be on top if you can make my personal hell stop! peace pastorsvoice!!!

Friday, January 11, 2013

depression hurts




Depression is not my friend but it comes back and back again my soul is lost in a sea
of no hope and darkness so cold that when the sun is shining it's still dark try to
feel good about life but what the hell is my life when darkness stay around me all day
so lost but I see myself down but no one has mess with me anger and rage in my mind but all my cry's no one hears. Talking to people and seems like no one hears why oh
why can't they see my fears. But this is another day that it is killing me softly bit
by bit piece by piece but no one cares depression strumming my heart like a smooth song picking my pain with it's fingers who know why or what how or when it come but I
feel it creeping to the right then to the left then start to walk by its self to destroy my self-esteem but one more day in my head and we must go on. Some say how? This is how put on you bluff face act tuff but dying in side smile when you feel like crap and most of all never let the darkness know it got the best of you because when my heart felt lost is when deepness of depression is facing you and dam no one else see it. Tearing in deepess the lining of life how to stop the hurt well when I find out I would tell you and to all that think you know here's my word to you stop lying to your self why this is just the way it is and you deal with it not with words but with love and action but you don't see my pain so how can you love me when you can't see the real me!!!!!Peep that all you who know it all### peace pastorsvoice

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

black and i'm back






Good day to all hey we are back from hell and man it burned me black. What in skin no in heart in mind in soul you see my life took a great drop people left no one even cared but time is just like a fine wine the longer it takes the better it taste. What
To spill my soul and get screwed with out no feeling no thought no person should have
to fight family, friends, haters, and the world if you screw me let me be awake when
it is going on don't dry screw me and think well the strong will rise to top to all the strong what goes around all ways come back and bite you in your ass! But me being weak I fell hard and lost all but some times you must go down to get up man this blog is for all who think they got it rolling. Listen life is like a fine wine the longer you go threw the better you taste see to all that laugh and said he is gone or ha ha he out of the game but I'm back and better new life new town new out look see peep this to all you big hot flames water will put you out no let's see here is some water lose you house and job and car and friends and close family and see just how hot you are but when you are up no one cares but when you fall you better hope someone cares but when you are in hell no one cares now here is your water now drink!
peace Pastorvoice