busted old people!


busted oh snap!

Have you ? Oh I’m talking to all who have a mommy and a daddy so I guess that is you. Unless two buzzers in flight bump together and you fell out one of them! Or someone blew there nose and you was born! If this is the case then I’m not talking to you! This is for the ones who walked in on your parents or aunt&uncle,big sister&boy friend, grand mother&grand daddy,who ever you seen getting there sex in or bumping the uglys most just stop and look and don’t move! It’s not like we don’t see you then you asks “what are you looking at?”Well first I want to know why grand daddy is on his knee’s at the foot of the bed biteing grandmother?Or why is grandmother on her back and got her legs around grand daddy and why is they making that funny noise?And this is the most ask question that we say “what are you doing?”And it look like grand daddy has to pee pee! And when you find out whats going on now you are gross out! Why you never thought that you would see so much gravity at work when you are used to seeing a perky twins but grand mother twins is big and drippy long and winkle and their body’s is something you never seen before! To all that feel that I needed not to see that will make you understand knock before you open! And when you here strange noises coming from granny room you know now don’t go in why because you can’t handle the truth! peace pastorsvoice!

Can stop me!

Now you may think that this is a bold statement but all that I have been though has made me bolder in my action but sharp on the tip and keen to be on the blast to stop all this trash in people who feel like they can just treat you as less then a person or try to play you like a board game that they don’t like so let me be shoots and ladders because this world is the devils candy land so many get lost in the scramble of go fish or yachtzee when the monopoly of trouble is to try to be the doctor of operation of life and still saying that my walmart has too many lowes in it’s office depot when big lots will have alot of targets to make k-mart see that cato’s is in love with joseph h banks but goody’s said if I can see ace hardware then my best buy will end up at sears and jcpenny will be my barnes and noble so stop me if you can! TIGHT SPIT! YOU FEEL ME? PEACE PASTORSVOICE


heat this mother up!

New City




where are my dogs! oh new town

Oh My God or OMG either way you feel it means the same thing. Basicly something stupid happened. Peep this: New town you is like a first year player on the bench is your job just like in a new town your job is to learn how the heck this town operate. See never do this: say to yourself I can make this light and go to try to beat the light then have to slam on brakes not run the light and low and behold in this new city the first person that welcomes you is this new city patrol car. Now you’re looking so stupid because you think you know how long it takes for a light that you never ever saw before or came through or stopped at this intersection before and the people is so friendly they make you feel like “WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU IN THIS TOWN FOR??” Like you know how their stores operate. In this new city you are so lost that when you realize where you are and where you wanna be its too late because everyone is saying “STUPID GET OUT THE WAY” and when you hear this it makes you feel so warm and loving on the inside that on the outside you look stupid. Sometimes in the new city you have to eat the CHICKEN!! No excuse me EAT THE DARN CHICKEN!! So do you have any chicken feed to pay the city people their dues?? Last but not least to make it in this city its best to be a CHICKEN HAWK so you can eat chicken. Peace Pastorsvoice




new town rules

put out!

Good Day Mates! How it’s hanging? Low why so low? Just got put out! What happen my sister was wrong but she has to prove that this is my house. Man me my wife and my two daughters is homeless again first we got rob and they stole all that we had then the landlord wouldn’t take my $400.00 dollars because he had a plan to make $400.00 a week and my money was a month do you blame him it’s about’s the money not family so this is my second time getting put out when you did nothing wrong! Now this! Well this is my spit on this right here! Big money man boy you got a plan how all other man is below you do you understand? You hurt and hurt like it just a span or no matter you never needed any man but this is a game to you but one day in time as you sit down and playback in your mind this is why now it’s my time to watch how you feel to be put out and no one cares! But one day you would care when it’s you lying there! Now you will say poor man boy how can that be? This is a true spit why this has to be because this stuff happen to me see my life is a mystery so go

figure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! peace pastorsvoice!




my space just ranting!

stupid phases!




and what?have some?

Boy sometimes we say some stupid thing like {You bet your sweet ass I will} Now first off no ass is sweet or smell sweet It might look sweet but no matter how much you wash your butt it stank why waste come out gas flow with out no restriction! Remember a butt is a butt no matter what you put on it! The butt need scratching why little pieces waste get stuck to the walls of the butt! Not only that but at any giving time a smell blows from it like a gas main leak! And it will fill the room with eye stinging vapors and nose covering reaction! No my friend no butt no fart no number two is sweet! Next stupid saying came about last year I think {You blow me} How in the heck I blow you? Now a word of warning! Don’t be mad if you read this and you don’t like the truth! BLOW ME in my time is a blow job and yes that is a good thing to me but this is not what they are talking about.Boy I wish they would all men and women would line up and say get to blowing! BUT noooooo! they are saying you are making me mad! Why the snot can’t you just say you are pissing me off! But they would say You Blow Me!YBM why do you used this you already used Y for why, U for you, R for are! Is these three letters word so hard to spell? NO! SO HERE’S MY SPIN ON YBM! YOU BLACK MONKEY MAYBE OR YOUR BUTT MUSIC Anyway we say some of the stupid phases the don’t make sense! Like this one:Peace pastorsvoice! HOLLA!




hold that !



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