Hot off the press!

Hot off the press! EXTRA EXTRA Read all about it. Read what? Bad new is the fastest thing on this earth it will beat the speed of light. Think not! Where I stay they will call around just to find out the dirt on someone. They are so much in your business that when you see them they are asking question that you would say none of your business! But that don’t stop those trash collectors that just get happy to have something to talk about.All they want to know is your name then off to the races to spread what they know and to ask that they don’t know when you say community crime watch that a free pass for them to find out all the juicy details on you your wife or girlfriend , partner ,son,daughter her lover his friend their dog or the cat that ate at your house man they know more that go on in your house than you do and you live there!All in your business like a adverb in a sentence to tell all about the verb.But not like the adverb they do not tell the right story.They like to add to the problem! So this is your news flash KEEP YOUR TRASH IN YOUR CAN AND STAY OUT MINES! IF YOU FEEL LIKE I FEEL GIVE A HELL YEAH OR A SMACK IN THEIR MOUTH TO SHUT THEM UP! PUT THIS PLAN TO ACTION STOP THE NOISE! THIS IS TO ALL YOU NOSEY NEIGHBORS!