Vampire are real!

VAMPIRES ARE REAL BUT NOT THESE TWO THEY IS A JOKE COMPARE TO THE REAL ONES! SEE THESE ARE JUST MADE UP PEOPLE WHO GOT PAID TO LOOK LIKE THAT. BUT THE REAL ONES YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW OK THIS IS TRUTH! ONE DAY WHEN I VISITED A PLACE THAT HAD A LOT OF NORMAL PEOPLE IN THERE SO ON MY WAY I HEAD A SCREAM! AND SOME ONE SAID THAT HURT THEN THIS OTHER VOICE SO SOFT AND SCAREY SAY STOP IT WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE! AND THESE MODERN DAY VAMPIRES HAVE TOOK ON A NEW AND NOT SO SCARY LOOK THAT'S HOW THEY GET YOU IN THE OLD DAYS THEY LOOK LIKE THIS ONE IN THE PICTURE

AND HECK YOU SPOT THEM ANYWHERE BUT THESE NEW ONES BLEND IN SO WELL THAT YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW THEM OK BACK TO THE SCREAM WHEN I OPEN THE DOOR MAN THEY HAD TEETH THAT WAS MAN OF IRON AND PLASTIC YES THE IRON ONES HURT REAL BAD BUT THE PLASTIC ONES GO IN SO EASY BUT WILL SWELL YOU UP SO BAD THAT YOU LOOK LIKE THE STAY-PUFF MARSHMALLOW MAN! SO ME WITH MY BAD SELF ASK WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND THE SOFT VOICE SAID SIT RIGHT HERE YOU'RE NEXT! MAN MY HEART SKIP A BEAT AND COLD CHILLS WENT UP AND DOWN MY SPINE JUST TO THINK I WALKED IN ON A BLOOD TAKEN BEAST THAT LOOK SO DAMN FINE! HECK I WOULD HAVE ASK IT OUT ON A DATE BUT IT WAS TAKEN SO MUCH BLOOD DATE WENT OUT THE WINDOW! AFTER I KNEW THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO FOR THAT POOR PERSON I WATCHED IT WALK OUT IN PAIN AND I KNEW I WAS TOAST! MAN LET ME SHOW YOU HOW THEY LOOK!

THAT RIGHT I WAS IN A DOCTORS OFFICE AND EACH TIME YOU GO THEM VAMPIRES THEY TAKE BLOOD AND THEIR TEETH IS LIKE NEEDLES HECK THEY ARE THE NEEDLES THAT THEY STICK YOU WITH EACH TIME YOU GO IN THE LAB AND SOME CAN BITE WITHOUT HURTING BUT SOME JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO BITE THEY STICK YOU OVER AND OVER LIKE THAT SHIT DON'T HURT! NEXT TIME YOU VISIT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE FIRST THING THEY ASK HAVE YOU EATEN YET! WHY SOME HOW IF YOU EAT THEY CAN'T GET THE BLOOD TO DO RIGHT HECK I DON'T KNOW I'M NOT A DOCTOR! BUT THEY ARE REAL BLOOD TAKERS! PEACE PASTORSVOICE!
P.S SEE YOU AT THE LAB!