The move!

 THE MOVE!

Moving Day is approaching when we have to do just what this fellow is doing moving his whole house from one place to another! Do you see the impression on his face because he knows I have to move this whole house BY MYSELF! No help because I got a house full of women who just sit and look at you like you are a feaking movie! Hand out the dog-gone popcorn! Take a seat because none of these women is going to bust a grape to help you move anything!

 

This is a true story! They sit there and just look at you fighting with this bookshelf of theirs that in the past they asked for your help to move! But do they move NOOOOO! They just sit there and look! And to make matters worst these women will disappear on a brother coming down a staircase with something way bigger than himself sweating and farting all the way down and they have the nerve to say"What that smell?" Did they just say" What that smell!"That smell is my insides screaming for help because this thing is so heavy it made me fart not once but multiple times! Over and over I had to check and see if i didn't

drop a bomb in my pants!

Smiling pigs this is what these women looked like no help but all smiles! See you would think they got your back. But wrong! "ON MY OWN" in my Patti Labell voice! Men on moving day DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT let these women fool you to think you can do this BY YOURSELF! THAT'S A LIE FROM THE PITS OF HELL! shalum shalum pastorsvice!